Why didn't the Justice League accept the Adobe Sponsorship?
Because it would have required them to kill Flash.
I finally saw the new Justice League movie but when the heroes ended up in a funky little shack down the Atlanta highway, I was confused at first.
It was the Fred Schneider cut. Oops!
Results are in from the Musketeers Football League:
4-1
4-1
4-1
4-1
4-1
4-1
4-1
4-4
Chewbacca of Star Wars was once a great baseball player in The Major Leagues. . . . . .
Seriously, he won Wookie of the year.
It has recently been discovered that William Tell and his son belonged to a bowling league. But Swiss historians have not been able to determine the name of the league's sponsors.
We may never know for whom the Tells bowled.
I tried to figure out how far 20,000 leagues under the sea actually is.
Why is the Justice League better than the Avengers?
Is my friend good enough for the big leagues (for puns)?
Did you hear about the guy who did acid at the female bowling league?
He took a trip down mammary lanes.
My son had a rough time at little league practice - after striking out three times, he lost interest and wouldn’t stop smelling the dandelions in the outfield, getting one stuck in his nose.
Approaching the house without a mask these days is just bush league.
I’m a member of the anti apostrophe league.
Do not even get me started.
Just figured out the perfect name for my Pickleball league.
Baller Baller Dills, Y’all
Edit: I’m so sorry, I thought of this and needed it to exist somewhere outside my mind but I don’t actually play pickleball
All letters of the alphabet except for c have been declared hate symbols by the anti defamation league. Why?
What does the announcer for the Miners Soccer League say when someone scores?
The Belorussian Premier League is the only Football league in Europe still playing matches, despite the COVID-19 pandemic.
I heard the atmosphere in their stadiums is contagious.
Did you hear about the team of white guys that tried to compete in an all vietnamese soccer league?
They didnt Nguyen a single game
Why did Mr. Freeze want to join the Justice League?
He thought it was the Just-Ice League!
I just finished reading “Twenty Thousand Leagues under the Sea.”
The entire novel was a sub-plot.
My son plays right field for a little-league team called the Angels
I asked him what it was like in a Disney movie. He didn't get it.
So I told him he's literally one of the Angels in the Outfield!
Later I realized maybe I'd insulted him, calling his team a sort of mickey mouse club.
My son just pitched a perfect game in the Little League World Series!
The game was a classic, "threw" and "threw"!
Today I found out there are 8 schools in the Ivy League...
It should actually be called the VIII League
Last night was really freaky at my bowling alley. The place was packed for league night and then, the power went out. People stopped what they were doing.
I swear, you couldn't hear a pin drop.
Best alias I've ever heard was in the Unicycle Football League in San Marcos TX: Don Quishowte
Anyone know of another instance of this name pun?
I just finished Twenty Thousand Leagues Under the Sea - now I Nemo books to read.
Indy Cars race in the Indy Racing League. If they raced in Ireland, it would be IRL IRL...
...You may roll your eyes at that, but wait until you see it in real life.
Then it would be IRL IRL IRL.
(...I gotta admit, he got me on that one.)
In honor of Baseball opening day, here is what my father asked me every year after the first day of little league.
He would ask me, "so what position are you playing, left out?"
My GF asked me if the Mets' closer had been pitching in the league for a long time.
I told her I wasn't familia.
A day in the major leagues
Tom Vanderbilt was this nice guy that loves to umpire the local little league games. He was good enough to make it to the major leagues. His first day umpiring behind the plate the first pitch hits the far bottom corner. Tom calls it a strike. The batter, 6'3" 275 lbs says, "you call that a strike again I'm going to pound you with this bat!" The next pitch hits the far bottom corner again. Tom calls it a ball. The catch, who is bigger than the batter turns around and yells, "you call that a ball again I'm going to pound you with this mask!" The very next pitch hits the very same spot. Tom yells, "two!" Both the batter and catcher yell, "two what?!" Tom says, "too close to call and I'm going back to the little leagues."
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