The Jealous Girlfriends Puns

A list of puns related to "The Jealous Girlfriends"

Why did the jealous coroner kill his girlfriend? (Dark, obviously)

So he cadaver all to himself.

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👤︎ u/k-smackerel
📅︎ Aug 29 2015
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My girlfriend's daughter dad-joked me.

My girlfriend and daughter (2 yo) were snuggling on the couch and I told her daughter I was jealous, jokingly. She replied, "nice to meet you, jealous. I'm Lizzy!"

She's good...

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👤︎ u/The_Him
📅︎ Mar 30 2014
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