Gift Horse Puns

A list of puns related to "Gift Horse"

It must be hard to be a dentist for gift horses.
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👤︎ u/RichNCrispy
📅︎ Sep 14 2017
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Someone: "If you need 144 rolls of toilet paper for a 14 day quarantine you probably should've been seeing a doctor long before COVID-19"

My response: "144? That's a gross"

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👤︎ u/jazzywaffles84
📅︎ Mar 16 2020
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I sent my son a picture of an animated stallion

I told him to be careful not to stare at it's mouth. You should never look a gif horse in the mouth

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👤︎ u/Kratoski
📅︎ Oct 03 2017
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My little niece got a pony for Christmas. She told me to look at its tongue ‘cause “it looked weird”. Told her I’d have to pass.

I didn’t want to look a gift horse in the mouth.

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👤︎ u/YinYangMojo
📅︎ Sep 06 2018
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