I quit my job as a treadmill tester.
I just felt like I wasn’t going anywhere.
I used to be a judge for the world orchestra championships, but I quit because too many of them were coming out with outlandish sob stories to win me over...
Always trying to get the symphony vote.
I used to be the triangle player in a Jamaican band but I had to quit....
It was always just one ting after another.
Edit: Thanks for all the positive reactions to this joke. I’m glad I could make a few of you chuckle today.
I've decided to quit my job as a personal trainer because I'm not big enough or strong enough.
I've just handed in my too weak notice.
I just quit my job at the helium factory.
I won’t be spoken to in that tone.
I quit making payments on my Ford compact automobile
Now, I have completely lost my Focus.
I quit my job as a postman when they handed me my first letter to deliver.
I looked at it and thought “This isn’t for me.”
I quit my job at the concrete plant.
My job was getting harder & harder.
I quit being a flat earther,
because no one took me sphereiously.
I was asked to play the triangle in our local symphony orchestra! But I quit because . . .
It was just one ting after another.
I quit my job at the IRS.
Yup I quit cold turkey last month.
Warmed in the microwave is so much better.
quit loafing around, i have a plane to get to
I quit my elevator job
Had too many ups and downs
I went to college to become a meteorologist but I quit because
too much of the grade was based on class precipitation.
I quit drinking for good!
Now I only drink for bad!
I had to quit my job as a deep sea diver instructor.
The pressure was too much.
I quit my job as a taste tester at the herbal seasonings factory...
... I found the work too Thyme consuming.
I used to work at a cutlery store, but I quit
I quit my job as the Pro at the local Miniature Golf course...
... I found the work oft-putting.
All day long my cat lazes around the house, saying he is hurt. I told him to quit being a hypochondriac
but he just keeps saying "me ow"
I walked into my son’s room and saw him rage quit a video game.
Based upon my shameful behaviour after drinking, I finally decided to quit drinking altogether.
I used to work in a restaurant abnd my specialty was to make the icecreams and cakes, due to my busy schedule I had to quit...
Nonetheless they all call me a deserter
I quit my job today as a sign writer.
I could see the writing was on the wall.
This morning, after a long night of binging, I got out of bed and looked in the mirror. I saw my haggard, worn-out body and overcome with emotion I realised that for the sake of my family I had to quit cold turkey.
I quit my job fixing controllers at the tv repair shop.
I wasn’t making remotely enough.
I quit my job as a scuba diving instructor the first day I was hired.
Deep down, I realized it wasn’t for me.
I quit using autocorrect.
I told my son to quit kicking anthills
I had to quit my job at the blackjack table
I just couldn't deal with people any more.
I quit my job of drilling holes in decorative wooden plaques...
I had to quit my job as a watchmaker
I just didn’t have the time
I've just quit my job as a treadmill tester...
I just felt like I wasn't getting anywhere.
I quit my job at the helium factory today.
I will not be spoken to in that tone of voice!
I quit my job as a postman when they handed me my first letter to deliver.
I looked at it and thought, “This isn’t for me.”
I decided to quit my job as a personal trainer because I’m not big enough or strong enough
I’ve just handed in my Too weak notice.
I quit my job at the helium gas factory today
I refuse to be spoken to in that tone.
I quit my job at the helium factory.
I refuse to be spoken to in that tone.
I quit my job as a postman when they handed me my first letter to deliver.
I looked at it and thought, “This isn’t for me.”
I've decided to quit my job as a personal trainer and I don't think I'm quite fit enough for the job.
Therefore I've handed in my 'Too Weak Notice'
I quit my job as a postman when they handed me my first letter to deliver.
I looked at it and thought, “This isn’t for me.”
Today I quit drinking for good
Now I only drink for evil
I finally quit drinking for good
I quit my job as a scuba diving instructor after my first day at work.
Deep down I realized it wasn’t for me.
I quit my job as a mailman when they handed me my first letter to deliver.
I looked at it and thought, “This isn’t for me.”
I quit my job as a mailman when they handed me the first letter to deliver.
I looked at it and thought, “This isn’t for me.”
I just quit my job as a scuba diving instructor.
Deep down, I realized it wasn’t for me.
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