The International Puns

A list of puns related to "The International"

Have you guys seen the International space station??

Its out of this world!

How it works is above me!

Someone tried to explain it to me but it flew right above my head!

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👤︎ u/Hydro_12345
📅︎ Jul 29 2020
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How do you reply to an email about someone freaking out at the Los Angeles International Airport?

Re:LAX

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👤︎ u/Raptavis
📅︎ Jul 27 2020
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What do you call someone who cleans the outside of the International Space Station?

A vacuum cleaner

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👤︎ u/Dinsy_Crow
📅︎ May 21 2020
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What's the international religion of economics

"Dowism."

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👤︎ u/Dusty_marshmello
📅︎ Jan 26 2020
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How do they keep astronauts warm on the International Space Station?

Space heaters

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👤︎ u/SlaterTech
📅︎ Dec 04 2019
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What do you call it when people are getting married in the International Space Station?

Tying the astroknot.

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👤︎ u/salmonellatuna
📅︎ Nov 12 2019
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I just need dad joke enthusiasts to know that the International Poultry Meat Congress is held in Turkey this year.

http://www.poultrymeatcongress.com

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👤︎ u/PhilipGlassEye
📅︎ Apr 24 2019
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One my friends is studying in New Zealand and her boyfriend is studying in Canada. I told this to someone and remarked on how romantic it would be for them to date on the International date line .
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👤︎ u/hal_potter_seven
📅︎ Jan 07 2019
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People on board the International Space Station are such snobs.

They look down on everyone.

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👤︎ u/260mg
📅︎ Sep 28 2018
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In an announcement to coincide with International Women's Day, the Church of England has announced a drive to increase the number of female vicars...

They want to decrease the gender pray gap

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👤︎ u/cybot2001
📅︎ Mar 08 2019
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I attended the international dwarf toss convention this year.

It was called Yeet and greet.

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👤︎ u/El_sturro
📅︎ Jan 31 2019
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Oh, it's the international women's day

The floristics business must be blooming

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👤︎ u/Kriss129
📅︎ Mar 08 2019
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Did you hear about the restaurant they opened on the International Space Station?

There is zero atmosphere but the food is out of this world.

Edit for grammar

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👤︎ u/G-Note
📅︎ Aug 08 2016
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Did you hear about the new restaurant on the International Space Station?

It's kind of a lame scene because there's no atmosphere. The food is out of this world, though!

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👤︎ u/OldBenKenzingo
📅︎ Mar 27 2017
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Why is your bathroom the most international part of your house?

Because you're Russian on the way there, European while you're there, and you're Finnish when you leave.

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👤︎ u/zachpledger
📅︎ Jun 10 2016
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The International Space Station isn't a good place for comedy (stolen from Colbert)

The jokes would go over everyone's head

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👤︎ u/NateY3K
📅︎ Jan 07 2016
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Coming in last place at The International Food Festival, German sausage

Judges declared it literally the wurst.

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👤︎ u/d3lerium
📅︎ May 23 2016
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The International Room

This is my dad's favorite one. Whenever someone comes over and asks for the bathroom, he says:

Dad: you mean the international room?

Guest: uh, no the bathroom..

Dad: well you see its the international room because.. When you are going there you are Russian, when inside European, and when you walk out you are Finish..

Guest: oh god....

:D

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👤︎ u/freshgeardude
📅︎ Jan 04 2014
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In the international line at the airport

Me: I hate lines! Dad: So you like triangles, squares, and rectangle? Me: dad stop Dad: well technically it's a line segment, a line would go on forever. Me: Dad stop talking

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👤︎ u/evmitch
📅︎ Jun 20 2014
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What do you call the people who clean the outside of the international space station?

Vacuum cleaners

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👤︎ u/Saph390
📅︎ Apr 23 2014
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