How do they clean the international space station

They use a vacuum cleaner

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What do you call a cook at The International House of Pancakes?

A full stack developer

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Did you hear about the uprising at the international space station?

it was a revolution around the whole planet.

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Did you hear about the new international travel restrictions?

They’re a border line issue

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Why don't the computers for the International Space Station use windows?

You shouldn't open windows on a space station

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Have you guys seen the International space station??

Its out of this world!

How it works is above me!

Someone tried to explain it to me but it flew right above my head!

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How do you reply to an email about someone freaking out at the Los Angeles International Airport?

Re:LAX

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What do you call someone who cleans the outside of the International Space Station?

A vacuum cleaner

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At international cheese school what did the teacher say to Netherland's cheese when it asked a doubt?

Gouda question.

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What's the international religion of economics

"Dowism."

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2020
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I just need dad joke enthusiasts to know that the International Poultry Meat Congress is held in Turkey this year.
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How do they keep astronauts warm on the International Space Station?

Space heaters

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What do you call it when people are getting married in the International Space Station?

Tying the astroknot.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2019
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Did you hear about the restaurant they opened on the International Space Station?

There is zero atmosphere but the food is out of this world.

Edit for grammar

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πŸ‘€︎ u/G-Note
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One my friends is studying in New Zealand and her boyfriend is studying in Canada. I told this to someone and remarked on how romantic it would be for them to date on the International date line .
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People on board the International Space Station are such snobs.

They look down on everyone.

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In an announcement to coincide with International Women's Day, the Church of England has announced a drive to increase the number of female vicars...

They want to decrease the gender pray gap

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Why is your bathroom the most international part of your house?

Because you're Russian on the way there, European while you're there, and you're Finnish when you leave.

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Did you hear about the new restaurant on the International Space Station?

It's kind of a lame scene because there's no atmosphere. The food is out of this world, though!

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2017
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The International Space Station isn't a good place for comedy (stolen from Colbert)

The jokes would go over everyone's head

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2016
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Coming in last place at The International Food Festival, German sausage

Judges declared it literally the wurst.

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The International Room

This is my dad's favorite one. Whenever someone comes over and asks for the bathroom, he says:

Dad: you mean the international room?

Guest: uh, no the bathroom..

Dad: well you see its the international room because.. When you are going there you are Russian, when inside European, and when you walk out you are Finish..

Guest: oh god....

:D

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πŸ‘€︎ u/freshgeardude
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2014
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What do you call the people who clean the outside of the international space station?

Vacuum cleaners

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2014
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