The Hurricane! Puns

Would you please just let everything blow over first..

Edit/update:

First let me say that we fortunately weathered the storm well, some damage, not major.

I grew up with a humorous dad, and I appreciate how humor can alleviate stress. Most of you "got it", some of you didn't, some (few) were offended.

I grew up with a dad who taught me the appreciation of MAS*H where Hawkeye Pierce made jokes and quips in a horrible environment (war).

My dad even joked when he got Covid-19, a serious issue at his age, he first told me saying "I tested positive.. I'm pregnant"

That said I want to say Thank You to those that got it.

Riding out a hurricane is a scary and anxiety ridden experience. Each time you commented you made me smile, chuckle and sometimes laugh. It brought a bright spot to an otherwise scary night, if only for a moment it would take my mind off of the raging wind and rain at my door each of the hundreds of times my phone notification went off as this post "blew" up! I can only hope it did the same for others who appreciate humor the way that my dad taught me to.

Thanks r/dadjokes

Godspeed to those still battling this storm and those that will battle the results in the days and weeks to come.

As Jimmy Buffet once said "If we couldn't laugh we'd all go insane"

and I thought we'd never see thyme travel in our lifetimes

…and there wasn’t a dry house in the eye.

It really blew my mind.

It's probably overblown

Because it's the eye of the storm.

Because it became a tropical depression

I thought hmm, there's a storm brewing

Some may even call it Beta

It experienced pier pressure.

Irma get you!

HOLD ONTO YOUR NUTS THIS IS NO ORDINARY BLOW JOB.

Heidi Klum says before hitting the Bahamas; Tyra Banks says after.

There was a bad hurricane coming and the farmer gathered all the cows to put in the barn. The young bull refused to go, and the farmer was forced to leave him in the field. The hurricane came and the bull just leaned into the wind and weaved around. The storm mercifully let up after some damage to the barn and other buildings. The cows were very concerned for the young bull and ran out to the field to check on him. One of the older cows asked the young bull why he stayed outside in the storm weaving etc? "We bulls wobble, but we don't fall down" was the reply.

What a succor!

Why didn't we just zip it in a folder to make it smaller?

Florence?! Looks more like Venice to me.

Does that make them a “Flo-rida”?

I've got my eye on you.

Ir. ..ma...God!!

Sorry, we don't take any Joaquins (walk-ins)

Hold on to your nuts, this is no ordinary blow job!

Better hold onto your nuts because this is no ordinary blowjob.