The hurricane was so powerful it blew my herb pots across the garden

and I thought we'd never see thyme travel in our lifetimes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joelthomastr
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2022
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Halfway through the hurricane…

…and there wasn’t a dry house in the eye.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HeinousAnalMist
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2022
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Have you seen the hurricane website?

It really blew my mind.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lava_Wolf_68
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2022
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The forecast claims there's a class 5 hurricane coming

It's probably overblown

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Oh_My_Monster
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2021
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Why is the letter 'i' the calmest in the word 'hurricane'?

Because it's the eye of the storm.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ghx1910
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2021
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Why was the hurricane sad?

Because it became a tropical depression

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lemonade_Cherry
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2021
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I went into the kitchen and saw a hurricane making a pot of tea

I thought hmm, there's a storm brewing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/northernsou
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2020
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The 'i' of the hurricane is exactly at the center of the word
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BoBoAngstyZebra
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2020
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When Hurricane Dorian hits Florida, I'm going to check out my window for the clouds to get really grey. When they're at peak greyness I'll take a picture. That way Ill always have The Picture of Dorian Grey.
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πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2019
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The current storm in the gulf has caused flooding, but pales in comparison to Hurricane Harvey.

Some may even call it Beta

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bananawhack
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2020
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Did you hear about the dock that collapsed during Hurricane Sandy?

It experienced pier pressure.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wyboth
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2013
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What did the Redneck Hurricane say to Florida?

Irma get you!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nkdby
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2017
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What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm tree.?

HOLD ONTO YOUR NUTS THIS IS NO ORDINARY BLOW JOB.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FUNNNYJoke
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2018
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The models agree that Hurricane Dorian will turn to the north, but they disagree on exactly when...

Heidi Klum says before hitting the Bahamas; Tyra Banks says after.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hew3
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2019
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When the last hurricane blew through, my friend offered free room and board to any and all...

What a succor!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2019
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The bull and the hurricane

There was a bad hurricane coming and the farmer gathered all the cows to put in the barn. The young bull refused to go, and the farmer was forced to leave him in the field. The hurricane came and the bull just leaned into the wind and weaved around. The storm mercifully let up after some damage to the barn and other buildings. The cows were very concerned for the young bull and ran out to the field to check on him. One of the older cows asked the young bull why he stayed outside in the storm weaving etc? "We bulls wobble, but we don't fall down" was the reply.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MilPens
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2017
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The Pressure of Hurricane Michael at its peak was 1004MB.

Why didn't we just zip it in a folder to make it smaller?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tm23246
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2019
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So if someone decides to ride out the hurricane instead of evacuating

Does that make them a β€œFlo-rida”?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dan_the_Man0904
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2018
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Have you seen all the flooding down south from the hurricane?

Florence?! Looks more like Venice to me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hahsakaa
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2018
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What did the hurricane say to the island?

I've got my eye on you.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LeverShan
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2017
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What did the US Virgin Islands say when it got fucked by the Hurricane?

Ir. ..ma...God!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/doctor-starfish
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2017
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What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?

Hold on to your nuts, this is no ordinary blow job!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dabber_Danny
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2019
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What did the hurricane say to the palm tree?

Better hold onto your nuts because this is no ordinary blowjob.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jnr_jinx
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2017
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