My wife finally bought a ventilator yesterday because of the heat..
She’s a really big fan!
During the heat of the summer, my wife asked if I wanted the fan to oscillate.
I said I like it both ways, but it is variable.
Today I found out that roofing in the summer heat can be really dangerous.
WARNING: HOT SHINGLES ARE IN YOUR AREA.
When the heat turns down, we thieves gather in our secret hideout for a meeting.
We call it our Con Den session.
My wife asked me the best way to heat up her leftovers
I told her to put some hot sauce on it.
That desert heat must have started getting to the sign makers
All we need to make heat is create a little friction, I'll give you the fric- you give me the -tion
Frick, that's what I like to hear
LPT: If you can't afford to heat your bedroom there are some places in the room that are warmer then others.
The corners for example are always 90 degrees
My girlfriend told me to heat up the chilli in the fridge for dinner.
I asked if I wasn't better off heating up the chilli in the microwave. No response.
Teacher: “Which Of The Two Travels Faster, Heat Or Cold?”
Teacher: “Which Of The Two Travels Faster, Heat Or Cold?”
Student: “Heat”
Teacher: “What Makes You Think That?”
Student: “Because We Catch Cold“
It’s weird how direct sunlight heats up my car while the air outside is well below freezing.
The sun must be some kind of space heater.
I melted in the 103 degree Dallas heat just to document this pun - I hope it was worth it..... imgur.com/lRgYEuB
With this recent heat wave, I can't help but feel bad for the pigs.
They've got to be bacon
I walked out into the heat yesterday after it rained...
and then someone jumped me and my wallet was stolen. It was a bit muggy.
Justin Bieber was in a hotel in Arizona yesterday. The air conditioning was broken, so he asked the hotel manager if he could do something about the heat.
The hotel manager replied, "sorry, I'm not a big fan."
In Yellowstone Park we came across a tree that was dying from the heat coming off a nearby geyser
I told my gf I bet that tree is thinking 'damn, geyser killing me'
