22 Hilarious The Heat Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

I hope that the universe keeps on expanding forever so all the heat runs out some day. It means that eventually things are gonna be 0 K

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👤︎ u/B_Baerbel

📅︎ Apr 08 2021

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So I was at Chili’s the other day and when a waiter came to take our order, I asked him to turn the heat up and when he asked why

I replied it seems a bit chilly in here. I’m now banned at all Chili’s restaurants in the USA

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👤︎ u/Nickatier_Carbs

📅︎ Mar 26 2021

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So last night my boyfriend left the bedroom door open to get more heat in the room because there are more heating vents in the hallway than in the bedroom. I said, "You might say it's eVENTful." He didn't laugh. So then I said, "You'll laugh eVENTually."

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👤︎ u/Lovina9

📅︎ Jan 09 2021

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Literally took the heat off!

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👤︎ u/raghav693

📅︎ Jun 21 2020

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My wife finally bought a ventilator yesterday because of the heat..

She’s a really big fan!

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👤︎ u/WalterBere

📅︎ Aug 27 2020

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During the heat of the summer, my wife asked if I wanted the fan to oscillate.

I said I like it both ways, but it is variable.

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👤︎ u/Ice-_-Bear

📅︎ Aug 09 2020

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Today I found out that roofing in the summer heat can be really dangerous.

WARNING: HOT SHINGLES ARE IN YOUR AREA.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ May 14 2020

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When the heat turns down, we thieves gather in our secret hideout for a meeting.

We call it our Con Den session.

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👤︎ u/Allgen

📅︎ Mar 27 2020

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That desert heat must have started getting to the sign makers

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👤︎ u/2ndMouseGetsCheese

📅︎ Apr 03 2019

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My wife asked me the best way to heat up her leftovers

I told her to put some hot sauce on it.

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👤︎ u/lemonloaff

📅︎ Feb 23 2020

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My girlfriend told me to heat up the chilli in the fridge for dinner.

I asked if I wasn't better off heating up the chilli in the microwave. No response.

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👤︎ u/JonnyBhoy

📅︎ Nov 19 2014

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All we need to make heat is create a little friction, I'll give you the fric- you give me the -tion

Frick, that's what I like to hear

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👤︎ u/RangerBluPants

📅︎ Oct 14 2019

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LPT: If you can't afford to heat your bedroom there are some places in the room that are warmer then others.

The corners for example are always 90 degrees

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👤︎ u/diviner_of_data

📅︎ Dec 23 2018

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Teacher: “Which Of The Two Travels Faster, Heat Or Cold?”

Student: “Heat”

Teacher: “What Makes You Think That?”

Student: “Because We Catch Cold“

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👤︎ u/Teachdis

📅︎ May 01 2018

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It’s weird how direct sunlight heats up my car while the air outside is well below freezing.

The sun must be some kind of space heater.

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👤︎ u/00Steven_

📅︎ Mar 02 2019

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I melted in the 103 degree Dallas heat just to document this pun - I hope it was worth it..... imgur.com/lRgYEuB

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👤︎ u/ultra-saurus

📅︎ Jun 26 2015

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This July heat really gets to me (guess the pun!)

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👤︎ u/tiggidytom

📅︎ Jul 09 2017

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With this recent heat wave, I can't help but feel bad for the pigs.

They've got to be bacon

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👤︎ u/Bluesox4

📅︎ Jun 16 2018

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I walked out into the heat yesterday after it rained...

and then someone jumped me and my wallet was stolen. It was a bit muggy.

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👤︎ u/soup_fork

📅︎ Aug 08 2018

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Justin Bieber was in a hotel in Arizona yesterday. The air conditioning was broken, so he asked the hotel manager if he could do something about the heat.

The hotel manager replied, "sorry, I'm not a big fan."

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👤︎ u/thkoog

📅︎ Aug 15 2017

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Can you turn the heat up, Dad?