My housemates are convinced the house is haunted

I've been living here for 274 years and seen nothing strange.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jimalexp
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2021
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What did the haunted spice cabinet say when December arrived?

Season's greetings!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iiNexius
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2020
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Why is haunted soup the best?

Because it's soup eerier

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JCokeDaKilla
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2020
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When I worked at the Haunted Mansion, a guest once asked me if we had any beer available.

I said, "No. We only have spirits here."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KCPStudios
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2020
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I was going to buy the world's most haunted house. I toured it, but it seemed like a normal house...

Nothing jumped out at me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2020
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Apparently the elevator I’m in is haunted.

That’s one way to raise your spirits.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2020
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Did you hear about the layoffs aboard the haunted pirate ship?

They're down to a skeleton crew.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fizzmore
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2020
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What happened to the drum when he went to the haunted house?

He got snared.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rslashhuman
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2020
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Why did 4 not go to the haunted house?

Because he was 2 squared!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cale-k
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2019
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Who wrote the book 'The Haunted House Story'?

Hugo First.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/maryfountain
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2019
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Why did the goose flee after going to the haunted place

It had goosebumps

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GalaxyYoghurt
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2019
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I'm being haunted by the ghost of a French pastry chef.

He's really giving me the crepes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dandehmand
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2017
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I keep getting haunted by the ghosts of snowmen...

Icy dead people...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BeardFM
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2017
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I went to tour a haunted bathroom the other day...

In the toilet, floating just above the water, was a ghostly poop. I was so terrified, I shrieked a long sustained note until, finally, the feces disappeared.

Luckily I was able to remember that you can kill boo turds with one's tone.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ganders81
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2018
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Haunted french pancakes give me the crepes

This will continue to be my all-time fav pun.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/akayomi
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2015
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Turns ot the busts on the haunted mansion ride at Disneyland don't actually look at you. They're just carved into the wall.

So that's a releif.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FremanKynes
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2016
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If you're being haunted by the spirit of a chicken, you have a poultrygeist.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jook11
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2015
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What did they say about the haunted train the killed 43 people in Guadalupe, Mexico

They said it had a loco-motive.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/petercumberbatch
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2014
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Apparently the elevator I’m in is haunted.

That’s one way to raise your spirits.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2019
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Haunted french pancakes give me the crepes.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/akayomi
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2015
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