Did you guys hear about the man who died in the fog?

It was a town mist-story

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JaggerTheDog13
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2022
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Two guys walk into a bar. "Hey donkey get the beers in" shouts one guy to the other.

The barman says to the guy "That's a bit mean, why does he call you donkey?" and the man replies "It's OK, he aw ... he aw ... he always calls me donkey"

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A guy walks into a bar with a newt on his shoulder. The bartenders like β€œoh what an interesting companion you have there. What’s his name?” And the guys like β€œTiny” and the Bartenders like β€œWhyd you name him that?”

He responds with β€œbecause he’s My Newt”

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2022
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Are you guys aware of the benefits of dried grapes πŸ‡

Just raisin awareness

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ok-Noise-186
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2022
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You guys hear about the new Will Smith movie?

I heard it actually slaps!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VHDT10
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2022
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Guys, yesterdy I heard this song that's about the road that leads to Ohio.

I think it was called Highway To Hell.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shtamm00
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2022
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I’m not sure if this counts as a pun, specifically, but it’s in the family. You think Betty Crocker would supplement the Dunkaroos lineup and our guys could be the new β€œSkunkaroos” mascots? reddit.com/gallery/yfr6ft
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SethR1223
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2022
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You guys hear the joke about the queue to get drinks at a party?

It's just a punch line

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πŸ‘€︎ u/amishandroid
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2022
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Do you guys think β€œwhy did the chicken cross the road?” jokes will still exist in the future?

Or will they go eggstinct?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ilikesidehugs
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2022
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Three vampires walk into a bar, the barkeep asks them "Whadyl' have tonight, guys?"

The first one says "I'll have an A positive."

Second one says "That sounds good, I'll have one too!"

Barkeep asks the third one "How about you?"

Third vampire says "Naw, that A positive is too heavy. I'll have an O negative."

The barkeep says "Coming right up - two bloods and a blood light!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ksiyoto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2022
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Why do the Daft Punk guys never cross their legs?

Instant crush

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nyuu222
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2022
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Are you guys watching the host country Qatar play the World Cup?

They are Qatarstrophic

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sharpshooter649
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2022
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Did you guys hear about the kidnapping that happened at school?

Everything is fine, the kid woke up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrAmazing3001
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2022
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A conversation with the guys
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mr_polite_crumbs
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2022
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Saw four guys walking around the cemetery carrying a coffin, drove by a few hours later and saw the same guys with the same coffin.

I thought to myself they've lost the plot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lower-Trust1923
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2022
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Have you guys heard of the huge fire at the shoe factory?

10,000 soles were lost. The police said some heels started it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YourOverLordisME
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2022
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Did you here about the two guys who were forced to hang out??

Yeah, it was a mandate.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joemit1234
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2022
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I was driving by a FIVE GUYS today but I guess one of them quit because some of the lights the sign were out and it now says IV Guys.

The other guys is probably still Roman around.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tbbdabel
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2022
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Did you hear about the 2 guys who stole a calendar?

They both got 6 months

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πŸ‘€︎ u/denbunn
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2022
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Did you hear about the employer that only hires guys with the name William?

Every time payday comes around he says "oh man, I gotta pay the Bills."

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2022
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guys, someone from HR asked me to sign up for the company 401k and i'm really nervous

i don't think i can run that far

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πŸ‘€︎ u/myverypunnydad
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2022
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These lax bail laws are making criminals more bold and dangerous! Last week one of these guys even stole the toilets at the local precinct.

Right now the police have nothing to go on.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DatabaseSolid
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2022
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My father literally knows one joke, and he tells it with the same enthusiasm every time. I've heard it for the fifth time this year, so I'm gonna share it with you guys:

Did you know a moth hears with its wings?

Take a moth and tell it to fly. It will listen.

But remove its wings and tell it to fly. It does nothing.

Sorry. You see what I've got to put up with.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ExtraSure
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2022
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Two guys are walking down the street when a thug lunges from an alley and points a gun at them...

"Gimmie all your money, both of you! Now!" the thug says.Bill says, "Wait! Wait! Wait! Just a minute! Steve, here's that $200 I owe you!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cockneybastard
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2022
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Don't be rude, guys... The server is down!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AlinMaior
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2022
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Have you guys seen that new Marvel show about the Mexican mathematician who discovered the inverse of multiplication?

I think it's called Juan Division

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πŸ‘€︎ u/linknt01
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2022
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Did you guys hear the news about the yard stick factory?

They're not gonna make them any longer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Skylantech
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2022
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You guys hear about the burnt meat accused of a crime?

The cops just wouldn’t stop grilling it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ho2Me9
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2022
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Did you guys hear about the guy who Evaporated?

He’ll be mist

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fair_Bus_7130
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2022
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guys at the bar

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. After a while he looks around the room and notices two guys hanging from the top of a window frame. "What's up with those guys?" he asks the bartender. "Oh ignore them," the bartender replies. "That's just Kurt and Rod."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Firegoat1
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2022
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Do you guys remember the chiropractor joke I put up

About a week back?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/qmechan
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2021
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Got accosted by a bunch of guys proclaiming the end is nigh…

First one was positive for covid, the second one had laryngitis, next one a smoker’s cough and the last one had a sore throat…

I think they were the Four hoarse men of the apocalypse.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yaswolf
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2022
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A husband says to his wife: β€œThe guys at golf were saying that our mailman has slept with every woman on this street except one…” His wife replies:

β€œI bet it’s Angela!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/REInvestPhil
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2022
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Have you guys seen the movie "Constipation" ?

Probably not, hasn't come out yet. πŸ˜‚

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FindFunAndRepeat
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2022
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I appreciate you guys for explaining the word "many"

It means a lot

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vietlinh12hoa
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2022
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I'm gonna watch 2 guys duke it out in the Indian Boxing Championships this weekend.

Now that is a pun jab I would like to see.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jhn714
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2022
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True story, just happened, proud of myself: Dog starts barking furiously out of nowhere. Come to the door to see she's startled a pair of guys from a roofing company who've come to fix a hole where squirrels are getting in.

"Sorry about her. Her specialty is also roofing."

Blank stares. My talents are so wasted without kids.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jewyouevenlift
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2021
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Did you guys hear about the police arresting a bottle of water?

It was wanted in three states: solid, liquid and gas.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2022
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Hey guys, I need some more Halloween dad jokes! This one did pretty well when my kids were 3 & 5: Why did the monster go to the barber?

Because they needed a scare cut.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tmbtown
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2021
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Did you guys hear about the kidnapping at school?

It’s okay he woke up

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πŸ‘€︎ u/botchedrealityfl
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2022
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Did you hear about the 2 guys that stole a calendar?

They each got 6 months.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2022
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