Did you guys hear about the man who died in the fog?
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Two guys walk into a bar. "Hey donkey get the beers in" shouts one guy to the other.
The barman says to the guy "That's a bit mean, why does he call you donkey?" and the man replies "It's OK, he aw ... he aw ... he always calls me donkey"
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︎ Oct 05 2022
A guy walks into a bar with a newt on his shoulder. The bartenders like βoh what an interesting companion you have there. Whatβs his name?β And the guys like βTinyβ and the Bartenders like βWhyd you name him that?β
He responds with βbecause heβs My Newtβ
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︎ Sep 03 2022
Are you guys aware of the benefits of dried grapes π
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︎ Nov 10 2022
You guys hear about the new Will Smith movie?
I heard it actually slaps!
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︎ Nov 29 2022
Guys, yesterdy I heard this song that's about the road that leads to Ohio.
I think it was called Highway To Hell.
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︎ Oct 24 2022
Iβm not sure if this counts as a pun, specifically, but itβs in the family. You think Betty Crocker would supplement the Dunkaroos lineup and our guys could be the new βSkunkaroosβ mascots?
reddit.com/gallery/yfr6ft
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︎ Oct 28 2022
You guys hear the joke about the queue to get drinks at a party?
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︎ Nov 23 2022
Do you guys think βwhy did the chicken cross the road?β jokes will still exist in the future?
Or will they go eggstinct?
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︎ Aug 21 2022
Three vampires walk into a bar, the barkeep asks them "Whadyl' have tonight, guys?"
The first one says "I'll have an A positive."
Second one says "That sounds good, I'll have one too!"
Barkeep asks the third one "How about you?"
Third vampire says "Naw, that A positive is too heavy. I'll have an O negative."
The barkeep says "Coming right up - two bloods and a blood light!"
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︎ Aug 25 2022
Why do the Daft Punk guys never cross their legs?
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︎ Nov 21 2022
Are you guys watching the host country Qatar play the World Cup?
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︎ Nov 20 2022
Did you guys hear about the kidnapping that happened at school?
Everything is fine, the kid woke up.
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︎ Oct 04 2022
A conversation with the guys
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︎ Oct 09 2022
Saw four guys walking around the cemetery carrying a coffin, drove by a few hours later and saw the same guys with the same coffin.
I thought to myself they've lost the plot.
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︎ Oct 06 2022
Have you guys heard of the huge fire at the shoe factory?
10,000 soles were lost. The police said some heels started it.
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︎ Oct 02 2022
Did you here about the two guys who were forced to hang out??
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︎ Sep 25 2022
I was driving by a FIVE GUYS today but I guess one of them quit because some of the lights the sign were out and it now says IV Guys.
The other guys is probably still Roman around.
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︎ Aug 08 2022
Did you hear about the 2 guys who stole a calendar?
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︎ Aug 20 2022
Did you hear about the employer that only hires guys with the name William?
Every time payday comes around he says "oh man, I gotta pay the Bills."
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︎ Aug 19 2022
guys, someone from HR asked me to sign up for the company 401k and i'm really nervous
i don't think i can run that far
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︎ May 27 2022
These lax bail laws are making criminals more bold and dangerous! Last week one of these guys even stole the toilets at the local precinct.
Right now the police have nothing to go on.
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︎ Aug 05 2022
My father literally knows one joke, and he tells it with the same enthusiasm every time. I've heard it for the fifth time this year, so I'm gonna share it with you guys:
Did you know a moth hears with its wings?
Take a moth and tell it to fly. It will listen.
But remove its wings and tell it to fly. It does nothing.
Sorry. You see what I've got to put up with.
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︎ Jul 24 2022
Two guys are walking down the street when a thug lunges from an alley and points a gun at them...
"Gimmie all your money, both of you! Now!" the thug says.Bill says, "Wait! Wait! Wait! Just a minute! Steve, here's that $200 I owe you!"
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︎ Aug 29 2022
Don't be rude, guys... The server is down!
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︎ Jan 27 2022
Have you guys seen that new Marvel show about the Mexican mathematician who discovered the inverse of multiplication?
I think it's called Juan Division
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︎ Aug 22 2022
Did you guys hear the news about the yard stick factory?
They're not gonna make them any longer.
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︎ Aug 19 2022
You guys hear about the burnt meat accused of a crime?
The cops just wouldnβt stop grilling it.
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︎ Jul 04 2022
Did you guys hear about the guy who Evaporated?
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︎ Jun 15 2022
guys at the bar
A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. After a while he looks around the room and notices two guys hanging from the top of a window frame. "What's up with those guys?" he asks the bartender. "Oh ignore them," the bartender replies. "That's just Kurt and Rod."
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︎ Jun 14 2022
Do you guys remember the chiropractor joke I put up
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︎ Nov 19 2021
Got accosted by a bunch of guys proclaiming the end is nighβ¦
First one was positive for covid, the second one had laryngitis, next one a smokerβs cough and the last one had a sore throatβ¦
I think they were the Four hoarse men of the apocalypse.
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︎ Jan 30 2022
A husband says to his wife: βThe guys at golf were saying that our mailman has slept with every woman on this street except oneβ¦β His wife replies:
βI bet itβs Angela!β
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︎ Apr 25 2022
Have you guys seen the movie "Constipation" ?
Probably not, hasn't come out yet. π
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︎ Feb 15 2022
I appreciate you guys for explaining the word "many"
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︎ Feb 06 2022
I'm gonna watch 2 guys duke it out in the Indian Boxing Championships this weekend.
Now that is a pun jab I would like to see.
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︎ Jun 30 2022
True story, just happened, proud of myself: Dog starts barking furiously out of nowhere. Come to the door to see she's startled a pair of guys from a roofing company who've come to fix a hole where squirrels are getting in.
"Sorry about her. Her specialty is also roofing."
Blank stares. My talents are so wasted without kids.
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︎ Apr 14 2021
Did you guys hear about the police arresting a bottle of water?
It was wanted in three states: solid, liquid and gas.
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︎ Apr 28 2022
Hey guys, I need some more Halloween dad jokes! This one did pretty well when my kids were 3 & 5: Why did the monster go to the barber?
Because they needed a scare cut.
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︎ Sep 26 2021
Did you guys hear about the kidnapping at school?
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︎ Sep 10 2022
Did you hear about the 2 guys that stole a calendar?
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︎ Jun 08 2022
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