What did the lonely square say to the group of rectangles?
"All I want is to be long."
What is the most disgusting group of nations in the world?
Why did the FBI arrest the Peace Lily crime group?
They had an inside plant.
Ninja brings his younger brother to the secret ninja group,
And say's: He's ready,
The Master says: He can't,
Older brother: Shuriken.
Did you know that Muslims were the LOWEST impacted religious group of people in the pandemic?
They've always required mosques
A group of bees were traveling down the highway and pulled off to get gas.
Most went to the Gulf station but one went to the Esso station which goes to prove that there’s an Esso bee in every crowd.
People say biker gangs, mafia groups, and billionaires run this country. Wrong. It's the head of the dairy lobby.
What do you call the elite group of undead, sent to retrieve the souls who escape from Hades?
Most famous group to ever split up, back in the day?
A blonde goes into a church and asks the minister, "How much does it cost to rent a church singing group?"He said,"Do you mean a choir?"
She said "Fine... How much does it cost to acquire a church singing group?"
I received an email where someone made some comments about a group of people called Mark. The subject? ...
A group of physicists came to my restaurant today, ate then explained what the force required to accelerate a mass of one gram at a rate of one centimeter per second squared is. Then when my attention was elsewhere, they all left, leaving behind a bunch of hyphens...
I should have known they'd dyne and dash.
A group of friends were walking around the beach looking to find a hotel to stay but they were all booked except for one, one of them said:
"Guys, that's our last resort."
Did you hear about the self-help group for compulsive talkers?
It's called On & On Anon.
You know what group of people that have been struggling with the pandemic?
Flat Earthers. Social distancing is really putting them over the edge
I got thrown out of the Facebook puns group for a post about ice cream.
They just said "How dairy!"
Have you heard about the evil group of men who control all the world’s cheese?
Why were the group of coroners excited?
Because it was open Mike night!
A group of butts is walking. The smallest struggles to keep up.
“Sorry, I’m a little behind.”
A group in Denmark is trying to convince the government to use old Legos to re-pave their highways...
...unfortunately, they've been running into a lot of road blocks.
In other news...the Seven Dwarfs have been advised that they can only meet in groups of six.
Q from our Fishkeeping Group: What does it mean if my fish stays at the bottom of the tank?
A: Maybe it's feeling a bit low...
(Got me a screenshot of my epic slayage to prove it too! https://i.imgur.com/FPCvglr.png )
Did you hear about the anarchist group who run around vandalizing Vietnamese restaurants?
They call themselves anti-pho
In an attempt to bring great pleasure to myself, I'll post controversial topics in white supremacist groups in the attempt to get funny reactions out of them.
What is the most dangerous group of instrument players?
I got banned from the buy sell trade group for this but it was worth it.
imgur.com/jrZ6LX8
Hear about that superhero knock-off group that keeps ordering drinks but pour out all the liquid?
Apparently they call themselves the Just Ice League
my dad made a dad joke in the family group chat...
Dad: Where do penguins keep their money?
Me: their wallets
Dad: A snow bank!
Because of the pandemic the 7 dwarves have been told they can only meet in groups of 6...
One of them is not Happy!
Did you read about the new group that was created to foster dialogue between Wiccans and Jehovah’s Witnesses?
It’s called the Witch Tower Society.
My brother just had twins so I invited him to join the group.
My friend the pistol salesman joined a percussion group
He has his own Glock n’ spiel.
What’s the collective noun for a group of Japanese calligraphy comedians?
A group went camping by the seaside when it started to rain
For all in tents and porpoises, the rain didn’t bother them much.
Turns out there’s a group of people who believe the earth is just a rented apartment from galactic British overlords
Did you know Bennie and The Jets were the first group to social distance ?
What do you call a musical group of criminals that travels around the country but only along the outline of the country's border?
Apparently there’s a group down the street that’s amazing at grabbing things, but they refuse to do it when I’m around.
They never seize to amaze me
I made a small house with a cardboard box for the group of 10 ants running around in my room. Technically, I am now their landlord and they are my...
Why are the members of the Titanic survivors’ support group so close?
Everyone was in same boat.
In the latest news... the Seven Dwarves have been advised that as of today, they can only meet in groups of six.
One of them is not Happy.
A group of butts is walking. The smallest struggles to keep up.
“Sorry, I’m a little behind.”
I went into a church and asked the minister how much it would cost to rent a church singing group.
He asked, "do you mean a choir?"
I said, "OK, fine, then how much does it cost to acquire a church singing group?"
The seven dwarves have been told they can only gather in groups of 6...
... One of them isn’t Happy.
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