There’s a ghost that exclusively haunts city hall in the evening...
What’s up with ghosts haunting people? Aren’t there more interesting things to do in the afterlife? [OC]
A local funk band decided to keep their horn section of cow ghosts, despite them spooking the other members from behind.
Because a herd in the band is worth a boo in the tush.
What’s a ghost’s least favourite room in the house?
The living room!
My 9-yr old son just told me this out of nowhere whilst I was cooking, and I couldn’t be more proud of him!
What did the ghost say to the beehive?
What do you call a ghost that haunts the set of a day-time tv talk show?
The Phantom of the Oprah.
A ghost talking to the only child that can see him
"Look kid, I'm gonna be real with you"
Why is the ghost a bad liar?
You can see straight through him!
how did the ghost get to the hospital?
What do you call the ghost of a hitman?
Why did the ghost blush when it looked inside the beehive?
What did the ghost die from?
Apparently, you can only see the ghost of Santa December 25th
That's when he reveals his presents
What did the ghost say to the bees?
Which city in California has the most ghosts?
The other day I saw a ghost. It asked me for a sandwich.
I gave it a boo-logna sandwich.
The ghost in my house is always honest when admitting to making a mess
You could say they are very transparent.
Did you hear about the ghost that was arrested for inhabiting a bottle of cola?
He was done for possession of coke.
If Ghost Chilli Peppers (Jolokia) are the hottest chillis, then what is the least spicy chilli?
Did you hear about the ghost who's father got a sex change?
Casper the friendly ghost got a new phone
What did the ghost say to the bee
Why was the ghost Salesman happy?
His business was boo-ming
Last night I was visited by the ghost of Gloria Gaynor.
At first I was afraid. I was petrified.
What did the ghost say to the bartender when he entered the bar?
"I'm just here for the boos."
Why did the sad ghost use an elevator?
What do you call the ghost of a hyperactive teen?
An adolescent Adderall essence
How do injured ghosts get to the hospital?
What do you call it when you take a drawing of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Ghost and turn it into a sculpture?
Where do ghosts go to scare away all of the insects?
I suspected my girlfriend was a ghost right from the beginning
Starting with the moment she walked through those doors.
Did you hear about the ghost who was gravely injured in a rollercoaster accident?
Why couldn’t the ghost see his mother and father?
After the AA meeting, the ghost finally admitted it
What did the sad ghost say to scare the man
Why didn't the ghost become an astronaut?
Because in space, no one can hear you scream.
Why didn't the Chinese twins become ghosts when they died?
Because two Wongs don't make a Wight.
I threw a boomerang at a ghost the other day...
I knew it would come back to haunt me!
After finally getting rid of the ghost that was haunting my car, he came back.
I guess you could say my cars been repossessed.
What kind of ghosts have the best hearing?
Which ghost is the best dancer?
The worst part about being a ghost is trying to drink coffee.
It just goes right through you.
A ghost walks through a bar and orders the Christmas Spirit.
The bartender says, "Sorry, but Christmas passed."
What did the bartender say to the over-served ghost?
That’s enough booze for you.
Why was the ghost so smelly?
It was covered in sheet. 👻 💩
What did the ghost say to the beehive?
Why did the ghost invest in a fancy microphone?
because he preferred to be heard in scary-o.
A midget with the ability to talk to ghosts committed a crime but was not caught yet.
We are looking for a small medium at large.
What kind of ghost is known for being the biggest jerk?
What does the ghost of a cow say?
How do you kill a ghost using liquor that has been frozen in the shape of an icicle?
What does the bartender say to the ghost
We dont serve your kind of spirits
What do you call the ghost of a pokemon?
What do you call the ghost of a chicken?
What do you call the ghost of a homeless man?
Telling a ghost my secrets was the worst mistake I ever made
Not only was he really bad at keeping secrets, but you could see right through him.
Have you heard the one about the 2 ghosts that fell in love?
It was love at first fright
I just saw the ghost of a prehistoric man...
He was haunting and gathering.
We thought the priests and ghost hunters finally helped us get rid of the annoying ghost that would move our laundry detergent around in our laundry room the past year.
But then, this morning, I walked into the laundry room again and saw the Tides had turned.
What did the ghost bring to the party?
What did the ghost put on his bagel?
Why did the ghost fall of the stairs?
What kind of ghost is Jack the Ripper?
What was the sick ghost doing?
How did the upbeat witness identify the ghost?
Why didn't the ghost go to his high school prom?
Because he had no body to go with.
Why did the girl ghost break up with her boyfriend?
He kept booooooootycalling her.
What happened when the small bucket saw a ghost?
Once during a Halloween pool party I pushed a kid in a ghost costume into the pool, and he wouldn't stop crying.
He was the real wet blanket of the party.
What is the colour of a ghost’s washroom?
Dad - Wanna hear a ghost joke? Son - Yeah. Dad- That's the spirit.
Why did the ghost pass out at the party
Why was the ghost throwing up at the party
Why did the ghost cross the road?
In the spirit of Halloween: Why was the ghost expelled from school?
What do ghosts drink at the pub?
Why do they call it the Ghost Pepper?
Because it will haunt your bowels forever.
I'm being haunted by the ghost of a French pastry chef.
He's really giving me the crepes
The ghost of a chicken threw a glass at me yesterday. I think it was a poultrygeist.
Why did the ghost die?
He got the boooobonic plague
I keep getting haunted by the ghosts of snowmen...
What room of the house are ghosts banned from?
I woke up in the middle of the night to see the ghost of Gloria Gaynor in my bedroom
At first, I was afraid. I was PETRIFIED
Why did the ghost haunt the bar?
He was there for the boos.
Why did the ghost go to the bar?
Which ghost is the best dancer?
Why couldn’t the ghost see his Mom and Dad? They were transparents!
Why did the ghost go to the store?
I woke up this morning and standing over me was the ghost of Gloria Gaynor.
At first I was afraid. I was petrified...
What do you call the ghost of a chicken?
I threw a boomerang at a ghost the other day.
I knew it would come back to haunt me.
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