What's the weakest part of Tiger Woods game?
What do Germans call the first day of wheat harvest, and also a popular children's game where kids chase each other around a wheat field?
Jim Morrison was standing in front of the television as a child, blocking his father's view of the game.
His father shouted, "Jim! You make a better Door than a window!"
Did you hear the score of the game between the ocean and the beach?
My friends and I were playing a game where you have to think of famous Johns. The game ends if you pick a John that is no longer with us.
It's all fun and games until someone gets Hurt.
I was playing a zombie game last night, and sliced off the left side of a zombie
It scared my wife pretty bad.
I assured her he’s all right.
My sister has been reading game of thrones and she really liked the line "the sound of steel on steel"
So she decided to steel it
Who is the imposter in a game of AMONG US among mythical characters?
Pega-sus.
Hey. Don't say Je's-looking-Sus bro
When can card games break the laws of thermodynamics?
Dad to Son: "Have you heard about the new online game that's just been released that's heaps popular and getting a lot of press?
Son: "What's it called?"
Dad: "Month."
Son: "Huh?"
Dad: "Apparently it's twice as good as Fortnite".
Have you heard of the Christmas game that Germans play?
Guys, I have a question. Me and a friend are arguing about the setting of the Ace Attorney games.
He keeps telling me its LA, but its gotta be Phoenix, right?
Where is the worst place to hide in a game of hide and seek?
My dad was once playing the Game Of Life.
But strangely, he kept a dictionary as the only other player. I asked him what he was doing.
He said, “Son, in this game of life, you just need to play with words to make a good dad-joke!”
I asked a guy in a pub if he wanted a game of darts. He said “OK, nearest the bull starts”. ...
He went “Baaa”
I went “Moooo”
He said ok you start.
Why did the republicans win in the game of euchre?
No matter what the democrats played, they always got Trumped!
The definition of a pick up game.
Why did Cinderella get kicked out of the soccer game?
She ran away from the ball.
Did you know, the national arcade game of Mexico is...
I was on a game show and the final question was "What do you call a 3D painting made out of plaster?" I couldn't think of the answer and I was worried I'd lose all of the money. Then I got it right!
Have you heard about the new game getting released? It’s AI is 20 years ahead of it’s time, graphics are truly real life, an open world concept where anything you want to do is truly possible. It’s called:
Go outside and ride your bike
I don't really understand the game of starting out calling plays for T-ball games then advancing to calling plays in the World Series...
The whole idea of Forge of Umpires confuses me.
I could not think of the name for the triangle that holds the balls in a pool game...
No matter how hard I racked my brain.
After my son’s soccer game, the goalkeeper invited the two of us for a party afterwards.
It was the father, the son, and the goalie host.
What is the official game of Corona Virus Quarantine?
The NBA played it's first game in France yesterday. I decided to use that opportunity to make a ton of French puns.
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The creator of Paper Mario was recently playing a game of poker.
He didn’t have enough to wager, so he was forced to fold.
I recently misplaced some of my game pieces for Yahtzee, and honestly it’s been hell, so I decided to make some posters to put up around the apartment complex:
If Game of Thrones was written by M. Night Shyamalan, what would he have called the White Walkers?
What's the difference between Twitter and Game of Thrones?
Twitter only allows 140 characters.
Here's the latest episode of a competitive pun gameshow that I host, 'Punnit'. Where 3 contestants deliver their best pre-written pun to categories such as Board Games & Kitchen Utensils, Pokemon & Takeaway Dishes + more.
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What do you call a bunch of Chess players bragging about their games in the hotel lobby?
Chess nuts boasting on an open foyer.
I bet my son $10 I could predict the score of the Pats-Rams game tonight before it starts, and he said you’re on.
What did the Italian say after losing a game of Battleship?
I removed some grass from my front yard in the shape of my favorite movie/video game weapon.
But my HOA informed me that they don't allow sod-off shotguns.
Invited my dad to play video games with me. He puts the controller up to the side of his head.
"What are you doing, dad?"
"I'm playing it by ear"
What do Game of Thrones and The Sixth Sense have in common?
So all of the deserts were playing a game were they tried to steal each other, the cookies were stealing the scones and the danishes were stealing the ice cream and they were all doing it pretty badly but the pie
Which circle of he'll has the best party games?
My friend and I went to a basketball game dressed like dancing chickens, and got immediately escorted out of the arena.
Because two flagrant fowls means an automatic ejection.
I don't understand why so many people hate the Night King from Game of Thrones
He looks pretty chill to me
I'm in the middle of developing a new game. This guy came to life today and I just love his character so much!
I guess we can call the music in a segment of a popular Square Enix game...
Wanna know what happens at the end of End Game?
If at the end of a Scrabble game you are stuck with the letters D and O..
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