Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth.

Then it becomes a soap opera.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JesusSaves002
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2021
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What's the weakest part of Tiger Woods game?

Driving

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Light-Insight
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2021
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It was a bad idea to ask the chicken farmer to referee basketball games

He kept calling fowls

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πŸ‘€︎ u/supra_elongata
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2021
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Did you hear about the benefit hockey game for leprosy?

There was a face off in the corner.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Powskiologist1
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2021
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Whats the most popular game in North Korea?

Kim-Jong-Uno!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/greywind721
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2021
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Jim Morrison was standing in front of the television as a child, blocking his father's view of the game.

His father shouted, "Jim! You make a better Door than a window!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stupidlyugly
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2021
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What did the dad say when he cooked a big game dinner for his mostly vegan friends?

I’m sorry, looks like I’ve made a huge moose steak

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OpalJagger
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2021
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The leper football game was cancelled.

Turns out there was a face off in the corner.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2021
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Did you hear the score of the game between the ocean and the beach?

It's tide.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mama_Bear15
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2021
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Why is UNO the grossest game in the world?

You end up holding a green number two and yellow number one in your hands.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SaveTheNature
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2021
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What game console do the French play the most?

Oui.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eteyetwyeywtyw
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2021
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WARNING FOR EVERYONE WHO WANTS THE KFC GAME CONSOLE

Avoid getting a console on launch day. Multiple units had to be recalled due to the circuit boards being "fried".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ILikeCodecaine
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2020
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My friends and I were playing a game where you have to think of famous Johns. The game ends if you pick a John that is no longer with us.

It's all fun and games until someone gets Hurt.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ryanooooo
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2021
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What happened when the monster's football game was all tied up?

They went into ogre time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/motobuddha
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2021
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I was watching my son play a Zelda game and I told him it's more effective to lose your health during the summer and winter seasons. He looked at me all confused and asked why? I told him it's because...

that way you won't take any fall damage.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BinaryPeach
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2021
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Why did the ghost soccer team win all their games?

They were amazing at possessing the ball.

*My son's joke. I'm so proud.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ArcticTrek
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2020
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What game do chickens play in the pool?

Marco Pollo πŸ“

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cryvee
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2021
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How come the stadium got hot after the game?

Because all of the fans left.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/red_snake0329
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2021
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What’s a football fan’s favorite food for the big game?

Cup of soup or bowl

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NotMetheThree
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2021
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I was playing a zombie game last night, and sliced off the left side of a zombie

It scared my wife pretty bad.

I assured her he’s all right.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PapaBear1718
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2021
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My sister has been reading game of thrones and she really liked the line "the sound of steel on steel"

So she decided to steel it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bean_burrito14
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2020
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Not many fans are allowed in the stadium for Green Bay’s game today. It will be like

Silence of the Lambeau

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πŸ‘€︎ u/afarro
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2021
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Why were there no fighting games under the Christmas tree?

They got Tekken

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Saint_Talos
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2020
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Who is the imposter in a game of AMONG US among mythical characters?

Pega-sus.

Hey. Don't say Je's-looking-Sus bro

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Schrodingers_liar
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2021
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When can card games break the laws of thermodynamics?

When it's Solid-air

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wholesome_cream
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2021
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You know how they throw the ball into the crowd after they win the game?

Apparently, that's not allowed in bowling. I know that now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EmBeeCSGO
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2020
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I held the nuts in a poker game once,

It meant a great deal to me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kallax82
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2020
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Dad to Son: "Have you heard about the new online game that's just been released that's heaps popular and getting a lot of press?

Son: "What's it called?"

Dad: "Month."

Son: "Huh?"

Dad: "Apparently it's twice as good as Fortnite".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sando75
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2020
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You know the problem with watching someone play a racing game?

Too many spoilers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wofguy3
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2020
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Have you heard of the Christmas game that Germans play?

Eleven on the shelf.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Evilmd
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2020
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Guys, I have a question. Me and a friend are arguing about the setting of the Ace Attorney games.

He keeps telling me its LA, but its gotta be Phoenix, right?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SilverStoneX1
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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After my son’s team won the soccer game, the goalkeeper invited us to his house for a party.

It was the father, the son, and the goalie host.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2020
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Playing the long game

Life Goals:

Have a daughter

Name her 'Dearly'

Train her to be an accountant

Employ her at my business

Wrap up every transaction with: Now you'll pay Dearly for this.

EDIT: Spelling

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2020
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The police easily caught the thief who stole a board game.

It was a trivial pursuit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2020
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The umpire kept answering his phone during the softball game.

He said he didn’t want to miss any calls.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cmk100
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2020
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Where is the worst place to hide in a game of hide and seek?

The ICU

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2020
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Where is it most unsafe to play the β€œpull my finger” game?

At the leper colony.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MGreenMN
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2020
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My dad was once playing the Game Of Life.

But strangely, he kept a dictionary as the only other player. I asked him what he was doing.

He said, β€œSon, in this game of life, you just need to play with words to make a good dad-joke!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/keychainoi
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2020
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The card game

A few years ago, was playing a card game with my frisbee team. We were competing in a frisbee tournament for spring break, and we had discs lying all around the Airbnb we were sleeping in. After playing the first few hands, I realized I didn't know what to do with my old cards.

I asked my teammate where I should put my used up cards. They pointed to some cards lying in a frisbee.

It was a disc card, discard pile.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Phaesporic
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2020
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I asked a guy in a pub if he wanted a game of darts. He said β€œOK, nearest the bull starts”. ...

He went β€œBaaa” I went β€œMoooo” He said ok you start.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cwwspurs
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2020
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The tall guy who tips off the ball to start basketball games was found deceased at mid-court...

Dead center.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2020
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I made a game where I’m the main character.

I guess congratulations are in order, because I’ve played myself.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jlionbad
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2020
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The definition of a pick up game.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/doodynyahand
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2020
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Did you know, the national arcade game of Mexico is...

Gu-whack-a-mole

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rekt555
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2020
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Why did Cinderella get kicked out of the soccer game?

She ran away from the ball.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/freekrai
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2020
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How come the stadium got hot after the game?

Because all of the fans left.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lolyfe-dc
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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