Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth.
Then it becomes a soap opera.
What's the weakest part of Tiger Woods game?
It was a bad idea to ask the chicken farmer to referee basketball games
Did you hear about the benefit hockey game for leprosy?
There was a face off in the corner.
Whats the most popular game in North Korea?
Jim Morrison was standing in front of the television as a child, blocking his father's view of the game.
His father shouted, "Jim! You make a better Door than a window!"
What did the dad say when he cooked a big game dinner for his mostly vegan friends?
I’m sorry, looks like I’ve made a huge moose steak
The leper football game was cancelled.
Turns out there was a face off in the corner.
Did you hear the score of the game between the ocean and the beach?
Why is UNO the grossest game in the world?
You end up holding a green number two and yellow number one in your hands.
What game console do the French play the most?
WARNING FOR EVERYONE WHO WANTS THE KFC GAME CONSOLE
Avoid getting a console on launch day. Multiple units had to be recalled due to the circuit boards being "fried".
My friends and I were playing a game where you have to think of famous Johns. The game ends if you pick a John that is no longer with us.
It's all fun and games until someone gets Hurt.
What happened when the monster's football game was all tied up?
They went into ogre time.
I was watching my son play a Zelda game and I told him it's more effective to lose your health during the summer and winter seasons. He looked at me all confused and asked why? I told him it's because...
that way you won't take any fall damage.
Why did the ghost soccer team win all their games?
They were amazing at possessing the ball.
*My son's joke. I'm so proud.
What game do chickens play in the pool?
How come the stadium got hot after the game?
Because all of the fans left.
What’s a football fan’s favorite food for the big game?
I was playing a zombie game last night, and sliced off the left side of a zombie
It scared my wife pretty bad.
I assured her he’s all right.
My sister has been reading game of thrones and she really liked the line "the sound of steel on steel"
So she decided to steel it
Not many fans are allowed in the stadium for Green Bay’s game today. It will be like
Why were there no fighting games under the Christmas tree?
Who is the imposter in a game of AMONG US among mythical characters?
Pega-sus.
Hey. Don't say Je's-looking-Sus bro
When can card games break the laws of thermodynamics?
You know how they throw the ball into the crowd after they win the game?
Apparently, that's not allowed in bowling. I know that now.
I held the nuts in a poker game once,
It meant a great deal to me.
Dad to Son: "Have you heard about the new online game that's just been released that's heaps popular and getting a lot of press?
Son: "What's it called?"
Dad: "Month."
Son: "Huh?"
Dad: "Apparently it's twice as good as Fortnite".
You know the problem with watching someone play a racing game?
Have you heard of the Christmas game that Germans play?
Guys, I have a question. Me and a friend are arguing about the setting of the Ace Attorney games.
He keeps telling me its LA, but its gotta be Phoenix, right?
After my son’s team won the soccer game, the goalkeeper invited us to his house for a party.
It was the father, the son, and the goalie host.
Playing the long game
Life Goals:
Have a daughter
Name her 'Dearly'
Train her to be an accountant
Employ her at my business
Wrap up every transaction with: Now you'll pay Dearly for this.
EDIT: Spelling
The police easily caught the thief who stole a board game.
It was a trivial pursuit.
The umpire kept answering his phone during the softball game.
He said he didn’t want to miss any calls.
Where is the worst place to hide in a game of hide and seek?
Where is it most unsafe to play the “pull my finger” game?
My dad was once playing the Game Of Life.
But strangely, he kept a dictionary as the only other player. I asked him what he was doing.
He said, “Son, in this game of life, you just need to play with words to make a good dad-joke!”
The card game
A few years ago, was playing a card game with my frisbee team. We were competing in a frisbee tournament for spring break, and we had discs lying all around the Airbnb we were sleeping in. After playing the first few hands, I realized I didn't know what to do with my old cards.
I asked my teammate where I should put my used up cards. They pointed to some cards lying in a frisbee.
It was a disc card, discard pile.
I asked a guy in a pub if he wanted a game of darts. He said “OK, nearest the bull starts”. ...
He went “Baaa”
I went “Moooo”
He said ok you start.
The tall guy who tips off the ball to start basketball games was found deceased at mid-court...
I made a game where I’m the main character.
I guess congratulations are in order, because I’ve played myself.
The definition of a pick up game.
Did you know, the national arcade game of Mexico is...
Why did Cinderella get kicked out of the soccer game?
She ran away from the ball.
How come the stadium got hot after the game?
Because all of the fans left.
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