Had a chance to get frisky with the wife this morning, but my alarm went off.

I guess I got clock-blocked.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/blue_cole
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2020
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GF's been feeling friskier now that her period's ending...

My GF and I have both been tired every night since we just finished moving our house. She was also on her period, so our frisky time has been cut down. She asked me last night to feel free to be more promiscuous with her, now that her period is ending.

Today we were putting a new TV stand together. She held the TV as a I maneuvered the screwdriver. I stopped and told her "Hey, you got your wish, we're screwing on the bed!"

I will not be screwing on the bed tonight after that.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rasalom
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2016
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Got my girlfriend today. And i ain't even a dad.

She came over to my house for a bit tonight and were getting kinda frisky. Her glasses fell off the top of her head and got tangled in her hair and we had to stop to get them out. When she finally did, she said "Sorry my hairs a little knotty." Without skipping a beat i said "I love it when you're 'knotty'." Que the end of frisky times. Worth it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HighFlyinMerc09
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2015
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