What kind of flower do you have if everyone in the country drove a pink car?
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︎ Jan 19 2021
There's a caterpillar near the flower
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︎ Dec 29 2020
What type of flower is the best at math?
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︎ Jan 06 2021
What did the outraged flower say ?
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︎ Jan 05 2021
Why didnβt the passengers receive flowers when their plane landed in Hawaii?
Their flight was deleied.
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︎ Dec 02 2020
How can you tell the difference between flowers that bloom in the day and flowers that bloom in the night?
The difference is day and night.
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︎ Sep 28 2020
My neighbor got mad at me for planting my flowers too close to the fence...
I told them that they were still a few yards away.
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︎ Sep 09 2020
What did the rock say to the flower ok bloomer.
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︎ Jul 27 2020
How does the flower cross the lake
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︎ Jul 12 2020
What is the most popular flower in France?
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︎ Aug 04 2020
What did the big flower say to the littler flower?
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︎ Jul 03 2020
A couple is in marriage counseling and the wife tells the therapist that the husband never buys her flowers...
The husband says that he didnβt know she sold flowers
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︎ Jun 15 2020
How does a flower get a boat across the lake?
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︎ Apr 18 2020
Somebody keeps sending me flowers with the heads cut off
I think they're stalking me
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︎ May 16 2020
What type of flowers are the best at kissing?
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︎ Feb 23 2020
Looking up at the calendar today, my son asked me, "If April showers bring may flowers, what do may flowers bring?" I answered, "I don't know, what?"
He laughed and shouted, "Pilgrims!"
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︎ May 01 2020
"Never buy flowers from a monk", Smokey the Bear said.
Only you can prevent florist friars.
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︎ Aug 20 2019
I needed to add some grass seeds to my lawn. The only thing I could find to keep the seeds out of my flower bed was some ceramic bunnies my wife had, so I used those as a barrier.
Please donβt make fun of my re-seeding hare line.
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︎ Apr 22 2020
Earlier today someone sent me a bunch of flowers, but all the heads had been cut off.
I think I'm being stalked
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︎ Oct 13 2019
What do you call a flower that glows in the dark?
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︎ Feb 08 2020
Old man Art was planting flowers in his front yard. The homeownersβ association fined him $100.
Yard Art is strictly prohibited.
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︎ Nov 25 2019
I bought these pretty flowers from Micheals the other day. They have a multi-chrome shine to them. Unfortunately, the flowers have an odour to them.
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︎ Nov 17 2019
I bet theyβre better dancers too π a take on the song Pretty Fly for a White Guy. Found outside a local flower/plant shop OC
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︎ Jun 15 2019
Did you hear about the flower seller who got held up at gun point...
... he was a petrified florist.
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︎ Sep 21 2019
Asking out the cute girl at the flower store:
"Got any plants this weekend?"
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︎ Jan 02 2018
German word for flowers is Blumen. Now what's the word for Bouquet?
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︎ Aug 11 2019
Which flower is the best greeter?
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︎ May 22 2019
Which flower is the best kisser?
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︎ Feb 03 2019
I accidentally sent my friend flowers over the internet...
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︎ Sep 17 2017
My wife just called me and said, "Three of the girls in my office just got some flowers out of the blue! They're absolutely gorgeous!"
I replied, "That's probably why they got flowers then."
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︎ Apr 30 2019
What flower is the biggest klutz?
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︎ Oct 22 2018
Told the wife they are growing flowers on the ISS.
She exclaimed WTF ,How can they even?
MY son blurts out"cause they are skyentists".
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︎ Jan 13 2019
Why didn't the gardner have any flowers?
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︎ Jul 29 2018
What's the best way to organize your flowers?
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︎ Jul 22 2016
I ordered the wrong kind of flowers online for Valentines Day.
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︎ Feb 14 2018
Springtime is almost here, the flowers are beginning to bloom and my alergies are going crazy....
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︎ Feb 22 2018
Our store was closing and the plants were all lined up inside because of the big storm. Weβre walking through the racks of plants and pick some flowers up. I ask my coworker,
βSo, got any good mum jokes?β
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︎ Sep 15 2018
Did you hear the one about the lady who mistook a big dusty cat for a flower?
It turned out to be a dander lion.
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︎ Jul 29 2018
How did I make the mango tree fit in my flower-pot?
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︎ Jul 10 2018
What kind of flower is the most annoying?
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︎ Jun 18 2018
What did the big flower say to the littler flower?
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︎ Nov 06 2019
What did the big flower say to the littler flower?
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︎ Nov 09 2019
What did the big flower say to the littler flower?
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︎ Nov 05 2019
What type of flowers are the best for kissing?
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︎ Feb 10 2019
Someone keeps sending me flowers with all the heads cut off
I think Iβm being stalked
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︎ Oct 06 2018
Why didn't the passengers receive flowers when their plane landed in Hawaii?
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︎ Oct 19 2016
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