The Flock Puns

A list of puns related to "The Flock"

Why doesn’t Flock of Seagulls travel to the Middle East?

Because Iran’s so far away.

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👤︎ u/a_big_fat_dump
📅︎ May 02 2021
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The Franciscan priest left the monastery to start a flower shop, but before he could open, a flock of sheep in the village got loose and trampled him to death.

Only ewes can prevent florist friars.

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👤︎ u/silverjaydog
📅︎ May 01 2021
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What did the farmer yell to the shepherds who ran away after their flocks ate all his grass?

You cow herds!

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👤︎ u/jollyflyingcactus
📅︎ Jan 10 2021
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Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer is pronounced dead after colliding with a flock of seagulls and a 747 over Madrid.

Eyewitnesses say the reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane.

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👤︎ u/nsh921
📅︎ Dec 25 2020
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I was attacked by a flock of sheep and was sent to the hospital...

Luckily, I was only grazed.

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👤︎ u/InevitableBobcat
📅︎ Sep 08 2020
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My friend the farmer traded his tractor for a flock of seabirds...

He's so gull-able!

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Apr 04 2020
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I think A Flock of Seagulls were really just trying to tell everyone how far it was to the country...

I hope their wings don't get too tired on the trip. I know I know... I'll see myself out.

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👤︎ u/RedditInThe90s
📅︎ Jan 10 2020
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Why is one side of a flock of geese V longer than the other?

It has more geese in it.

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👤︎ u/logic_daemon
📅︎ Jan 19 2020
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Why could the flock of female sheep never remember anything? /r/Jokes/comments/f3aoj0/…
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👤︎ u/patchy72
📅︎ Feb 13 2020
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Driving through farmland with the family, my dad randomly says “Hey look! A whole flock of cows!” My uncle corrects him: “Herd of cows...”

Dad: “Of course I’ve heard of cows! Look! They’re all over the damn place!”

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👤︎ u/brik5ean
📅︎ Oct 14 2019
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What happened to the crows that unsuccessfully tried to form a flock? [OC]

They were charged with attempted murder.

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👤︎ u/nrith
📅︎ Nov 23 2017
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What country does the guy from A Flock of Seagulls not want to visit?

Iran.

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👤︎ u/celloninja7
📅︎ Jul 05 2019
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Kylo Wren and the rest of his flock [x-post /r/starwars] imgur.com/caQEIcA
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👤︎ u/GoobyBear22
📅︎ Dec 30 2015
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Our local winery recently starting using a flock of sheep to keep the grass from getting too long....

At least that's what I herd through the grapevine.

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👤︎ u/buggaboobooy
📅︎ May 31 2019
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Once considered to be holding funerals near a dead crow, now evidence indicates that crows may be examining the body and surrounding area for potential threats to the flock.

It's a murder investigation.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Dec 11 2018
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I drove threw a flock of seagulls the other day. One of them hit my bumper, flew over my car and struck and police car behind me.

I got arrested for flipping him the bird.

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👤︎ u/buckeyespud
📅︎ Aug 22 2018
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The flock, the heard,

they all drove me insane.

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👤︎ u/nobeboleche
📅︎ Nov 08 2016
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Did you hear about the giant bird they kicked out of the flock?

I understand he was ostrich-sized.

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👤︎ u/DoctorRed
📅︎ May 07 2014
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Driving with my son and we pass a farm. I point out the flock of cows. He turns to me and says "Dad it's a herd of cows"

Heard of cows, of course I heard of cows. I just pointed out a flock of them.

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👤︎ u/chefdumbdumb
📅︎ Feb 05 2019
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Dad: Look, Lizzy, there's a flock of cows standing in the field!

Lizzy: Herd of cows, dad.

Dad: Herd of 'em? There's a whole flock over there!

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👤︎ u/ThingyYeet
📅︎ Jun 02 2018
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