Two wind turbines are standing in a wind farm..one turns to the other and says “what’s your favorite kind of music?”
He replied “I’m a big metal fan!”
My friend got fired from his job at the dairy farm because of his erratic behaviour.
He was a danger to himself and udders.
The internet connection in my farm is really sketchy, so I moved the modem to the barn.
People who live on a farm have the best built legs
That's probably because of all the calf raises they do all the time.
What do you call the boss at Old McDonald's Farm ?
Used to never be able to use the wifi at my farm until I moved my router to the barn.
Now I have a stable connection.
What do you call it when all the cows the dairy farm go mad?
Who always gets blamed for letting the farm animals out of their pens?
The cows on my dairy farm have all decided to form a new financial vehicle made up of a pool of money collected from many cows to invest in securities...
The new fan in my bathroom came from a farm
What do you call a farm when none of the cows give milk?
My family just celebrated the 200th anniversary of owning a buffalo farm!
Yep. It's our bison-tennial.
What farm animals are good for the environment?
Why do the lion not attack the farm?
He was a little bit sheepish.
Did you hear about the cow farm destroyed in the tornado?
The scene was udder annihilation.
Why did the DJ go to Schrute Farm?
I'm scared the cops are gonna discover I've been using my cattle farm to illegally grow marijuana
The steaks have never been higher
Driving past a farm, I said to the kids, "Those are expert horses..."
"... They're out standing in their field."
True story. An emu escaped a farm in my area and was running around the suburbs..
Police tried to get it out of that area, but it was rather emuvable...
Did you guys hear about the investment broker that retired to run a celery farm?
It seems he made a killing on the stalk market.
The first person to farm with manure must have been seen as crazy
They probably had to explain their bullshit
My brother has me worried. Any time he drives by a milk farm, he pulls over and leaves a few dollars on the fence.
Doesn’t he know cow tipping is illegal?
I got a new job this week as the senior director of Old McDonald’s farm...
It was Orwell and good in the farm until the animals started practising communism.
Why did the fungi farmer turn down the job offer at a new farm with higher pay?
There wasn't mush-room to grow there.
Last night, me and the boys snuck onto the farm and went around feeding the cows $5 bills.
I do love me some cow tipping.
Why did the Ravers go to the blighted farm?
They heard the farmer had sick beets.
I lost the blueprints to my honey farm
Unfortunately i didnt have a plan bee
One of the ants on my ant farm dresses up as a clown to cheer up his friends.
He's an anti-depress ant.
Why was the mushroom farm dark
There wasn't mushroom to put lights
At work talking about an accounting firm that does the books for some dairy farms...
I interrupted the conversation and said "you mean the acCOWntants?"
This was over a month ago and I still proudly think about that joke.
Ever hear about the poorly-performing mushroom farm?
There isn't mushroom for more mushrooms
I own a rabbit farm, but I want to get rid of them. The thing is, I don’t know how to do it, so I was thinking I should call someone to help me with that. Then I thought to myself:
A magician should do the trick.
Got a job at a turf farm. After the first day. I thought to myself.
“This is sodly satisfying..”
The internet connection in my farm is really sketchy, so I moved the modem to the barn.
The internet connection in my farm was really sketchy, so I moved the modem to the barn.
The internet connection at my farm is really sketchy, so I moved the modem to the barn.
My friend lost his job at the dairy farm because of his erratic behaviour.
He was a danger to himself and udders.
The internet connection at my farm was really poor, so I moved the modem to the barn.
Did you hear about the dairy farm with mad cow disease?
Just got a job as the senior director of the old McDonald farm
My friend got fired from his job at the dairy farm because of his erratic behaviour.
He was considered to be a danger to himself and udders.
The internet connection at my farm is really sketchy, so I moved the modem to the barn.
My friend got fired from his job at the dairy farm because of his erratic behaviour.
He was a danger to himself and udders.
I had terrible internet connection on my farm till I moved the modem to the barn.
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