A list of puns related to "The Fame Ball Tour"
The newspaper headline reads, "LOCAL MAN HAS FOUR CHINS!"
Three, to be exact.
"Here's the 2-2 to Tutu."
Needless to say, it was a cat ass trophy.
It serves a purpose.
A golf ball because it has dimples.
And then it hit me
Kew Gardens
Walk him and pitch to the elephant.
In the ship I saw the Master at Arms’ office and weapon storage was right near the ship’s bakery. It struck me as odd, until I realized that the Navy followed the same principles as the Army having the US gold in Fort Knox, surrounded by an armored force.
You have to be able to guard the dough.
He said, "No, it's just a hip-hurt-potamus"
Naturally
Me: "It's just looking round"
The Referee said it was a Fowl.
It was the fall of the roamin' umpire.
She was told to give them all one test tickle
I said, only if they’re givin’ ‘em away, givin’ ‘em away, givin’ ‘em away now.
The ball was dropped at the ball drop.
I've since been banned from the swimming club.
She replied “the ball is round daddy” (with a straight face) So I tell her “no, what I mean is, get mad! I want you to hit the ball really hard like if you were mad at it!”
She grabs the ball, stares right at it and says “I’M REALLY DISAPPOINTED IN YOU, BALL!” Then throws it right back at me.
Proud dad moment.
Cardinal Directions
I don't think anyone is shocked.
(Source: https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/capitol-riot-taser-death)
She said, “Quit trying to make ‘fetch’ happen.”
It was a super bowl!
DO NOT carry them in your back pocket.
He certainly has plenty of experience
I mist it.
Apparently, that's not allowed in bowling. I know that now.
Unfortunately it was fully booked
He was fired recently.
He scored a home run every single at bat, and always the exact same way. Way over right field, too high for anyone to reach, and it always landed in exactly the 17th row of the stands, give or take a couple feet.
He earned the nickname “the machine” for how consistently he hit the exact same spot every time. Right field, 17th row, every single time. He did this for 20 years before he retired. Tickets to the 2-3 seats that the ball always landed on sold for over $2k a pop by the time he retired because you were guaranteed at least a couple home run balls.
And the day he retired a reporter asked him “How does it feel to be retiring as the greatest hitter of all time?”
Hugh just looked at the reporter puzzled. “What do you mean?” He said.
The reporter clarified “literally over 5,000 times you went to the plate and hit a home run to right field, 17th row of the stands!”
Hugh looked dejected and disappointed “yeah, my greatest failure...”
“What do you mean?” Said the reporter incredulously.
Hugh let’s out a long sigh, and looked down at the ground quietly for a moment before finally speaking.
“I’ve been aiming left this whole time”
"That's the goal at least."
No time Toulouse
The dad said “it’s a home-in-one”
She had mittens.
well it came down.
Tour guide: And did you know that if you live across from a cemetery, you can’t be buried there?
Me: What?? Why not?
Tour guide: Because you’re still alive!
Roll reversal
My wife was mad about it, but I don't care! I was having Nunavut!
then it hit me
Then it hit me.
And then it hit me.
Then it hit me
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