It has been determined that they are leapier frogs.
They were Russian.
European bees only have to enter the hive once, but American ones need to attempt entry once, fly back around and try again a second time? This is because they're US bees
It's called Two Baroque Girls.
Crow-atia
More specifically a, Finnish hymn.
…and a Czech one too.
Yep, he's a tad Pole.
Turns out she was a Slovak
(Sent to me by my friend Craig)
Eww !
1 GB.
I said that's Gouda-nough for me.
The guy must've gotten really uncomfortable with the question because he then asked for the check
Governed by a murderous psychopath.
have a Kilometres Morales?
He asks the assistant “Do you have ‘European Vespidae Acoustics Volume 2? I believe it was released this week.”
“Certainly,” replies the assistant. “Would you like to listen before you buy it?”
"That would be wonderful," says the expert, and puts on a pair of headphones.
He listens for a few moments and says to the assistant, “I'm terribly sorry, but I am the world's leading expert on European wasps and this is not accurate at all. I don't recognize any of those sounds. Are you sure this is the correct recording?”
The assistant checks the turntable, and replies that it is indeed European Vespidae Acoustics Volume 2. The assistant apologizes and lifts the needle onto the next track.
Again the expert listens for a few moments and then says to the assistant, "No, this just can't be right! I've been an expert in this field for 43 years and I still don't recognize any of these sounds."
The assistant apologizes again and lifts the needle to the next track.
The expert throws off the headphones as soon as it starts playing and is fuming with rage.
"This is outrageous false advertising! I am the world's leading expert on European wasps and no European wasp has ever made a sound like the ones on this record!"
The manager of the shop overhears the commotion and walks over.
"What seems to be the problem, sir?"
"This is an outrage! I am the world's leading expert on European wasps. Nobody knows more about them than I do. There is no way in hell that the sounds on that record were made by European wasps!"
The manager glances down and notices the problem instantly.
"I'm terribly sorry, sir. It appears we've been playing you the bee side."
He fell short trying trying to meter expectations
I asked him "Are you by any chance a pole- vaulter?"
He looked surprised "Nein, I'm German, but how did you know my name vas Valter?"
I’m hoping to get a stimulus Czech.
“Mom, I’m Hungary”
(Eastern euro joke 7/7)
Hey, stop using such Bulgar language
(Eastern euro joke 6/7)
Dad: Yes, the Brits left.
He was Russian to get it done
(Eastern euro joke 2/7)
I'm afraid they're grasping at straws.
Czech your privilege
(Eastern euro joke 4/7)
The man says, “Actually, I’m German, but how did you know my name is Walter?”
I’ll Serb you shortly sir.
(Eastern Euro joke 3/7)
Sorry.
^Also ^^what ^^^are ^^^^you ^^^^^doing ^^^^^^in ^^^^^^^my ^^^^^^^^bathroom???
Chowlemein
The Polish
Say EU real fast.
They were Hungary for change!
some say he's still hungary to this day
They wouldn't let contraband enter the country.
It’s not EU, it’s me.
Unable to resist the temptation, Brian goes into the shop. "I am the world's leading expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make. I'd very much like to listen to the new LP you have advertised in the window."
"Certainly, Sir," says the young man behind the counter. "If you'd like to step into the booth and put on the headphones, I'll put the LP on for you."
Brian, the world's leading expert on European wasps, goes into the booth and puts on the earphones.
Ten minutes later, he comes out of the booth and announces, "I am the world's leading expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make and yet I recognized none of those."
"I'm sorry Sir," says the young assistant. "If you'd care to step into the booth, I can let you have another 10 minutes."
Brian, the world's leading expert on European wasps and the sounds they make, steps back into the booth and replaces the headphones. Ten minutes later, he comes out of the booth shaking his head. "I don't understand it," he says, "I am the worlds leading expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make, and yet I still can't recognise any of those!"
"I really am terribly sorry," says the young assistant, "I've just realised I was playing you the bee side!"
It Bratislava.
The movie is going to be called, Monty Python and the Grohly Hail.
"The guillotine truly was cutting-edge technology at the time."
A dad within earshot said he appreciated my sharp wit.
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