What is the leading cause of dry skin?

Towels.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/movieguy95453
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Out of all the inventions in the last 100 years, I’d say the dry erase board is the best.

It’s remarkable

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mayes825
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Why did the dry water and the legged snake turn left at the intersection?

Because two wrongs don't make a right.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TranscendDental
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Anyone else going to the dry-erase convention downtown?

It's supposed to be a real big expo.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Scooterpro1020
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2021
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Do you know what is the number one cause of dry skin?

Towels!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vocatan
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What's the best way to separate the wet days of the year from the dry days of the year?

A colander

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hotsprings1234
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2021
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What happens when the dry cleaners are running late?

They become pressed for time

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_otterinabox
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2021
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The leading cause of dry skin

A towel.

Got em

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πŸ‘€︎ u/karenismycat
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2020
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Why don't people take their bath cloths to the dry cleaners?

Because they don't wanna pay-per-towel!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ariel5900
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2021
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A german tourist jumped in the freezing water to save my dog. After he climbed out, he said, β€œhere is ze dog, dry him off and keep him warm, he vill be fine. I asked him, β€œare you a vet?”

He said, β€œvet? I’m fucking soaking”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rohanlahiri05
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2020
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Whats the leading cause of dry skin? /r/Jokes/comments/lu8fbg/…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/YOU_TUBE_PERSON
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2021
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What do crocodiles wear to keep their legs dry in the water?

Gaiters.

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A German guy walks into a bar and asks for a Martini. The barman asks "dry"?

The guy says "no, just the one"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cotswoldboy
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2020
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What did the confident whiteboard say to the dry erase marker?

I am remarkable!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/radioactivguy
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2021
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What's the Russian word for dry-aged steak?

"Moss Cow."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PotBuzz
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2020
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Why is the dark side of the moon dry?

Because the other side has all the moonshine

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gardeningnovice
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2020
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I was walking by a kindergarden with my girlfriend, when she suddenly started throwing dry grapes at the kids.

At that moment I knew she was good at raisin children.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cobarso
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2020
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My Dad told me this one while at dinner. "You know what the leading cause of dry skin is?"

Towels.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/senseless2
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2018
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A man stained his vest and took it to the dry cleaners

While the vest was waiting to be cleaned it had a chat with 2 other vests around it It said β€œ My owner stained me and I’m scared it won’t get off

One said β€œIt’s going to be okay no need to worry”

The other one said β€œ Yeah it happens to the vest of us”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Donkeydayyy
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2020
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It’s been written before and I’m sure it will be written again, the dry erase board is so remarkable...

*written on before...*written on again... some jerk keeps rubbing it off 😁

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Mary Pill Poppins Pharmaceutical just created a miracle drug that can cure any human of any disease. It's effectiveness is renowned while it's side effects are surprisingly minimal: thick layer of skin develops on the lips while rendering them dry, cracked and quite odorous.

Patients effected by this claim it's super callused fragile lips that smell like halitosis

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ramzert
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2020
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Martin Heit invented the dry erase board in the 1950s

That's remarkable!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DarkKing16
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2020
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Whats the leading cause of dry skin?

Towels

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FancyAlligator
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2021
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What is the leading cause of dry skin?

Towels!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/malhosainy
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2021
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What is the leading cause of Dry Skin?

Towels

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πŸ‘€︎ u/summmerof99
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2021
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What’s the leading cause of dry skin

Towels

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MLaBolle
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2021
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What is the leading cause of dry skin?

Towels.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jhench78
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2021
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What’s the leading cause of dry skin?

Towels

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nickatier_Carbs
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2021
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What’s the leading cause of dry skin?

Towels

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gannicusgota
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2021
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What is the leading cause of dry skin?

Towels

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lolyfe-dc
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2020
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My boyfriend asked me what's the leading cause of dry skin?

Towel!!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stannaso
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2021
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Do you know what the leading cause of dry skin is ?

Towels

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedMusical
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2021
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What is the leading cause for dry skin?

Towels

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2021
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Day three: what’s the leading cause of dry skin?

Towels

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pizzatron574
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2021
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Of all the inventions of the last 100 years, the dry erase board has to be the most remarkable.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Foreverxtrue24
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2019
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What's the leading cause of dry skin?

Towels

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πŸ‘€︎ u/baconlover09
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2021
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What's the leading cause of dry skin ?

Towels

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2020
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I found the number one cause of dry skin!

Towels!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/runew0lf
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2020
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What’s the leading cause of dry skin?

Towels

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ping_pong34
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2020
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Out of all the inventions in the last 100 years, the dry erase board has to be the best one.

It’s remarkable.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DGNOLA12
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2020
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What is the leading cause of dry skin?

A towel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/full_of_fud
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2020
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What is the leading cause of dry skin?

Towels.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2019
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What is the number one cause of Dry Skin?

Towels

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aaronj2000
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2019
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What's the leading cause of dry skin?

Towels.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yyz-ac
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2020
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Do you know what is the major reason of dry skin?

Towels.

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Of all the inventions in the world the dry erase board has to be the most remarkable.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lauripetas
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2019
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What’s the number one cause of dry skin?

Towels

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fartingfajita
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2019
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What’s the leading cause of dry skin?

Towels

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Adc500
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2019
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Do you know what the leading cause of dry skin is?

Towels

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_-reddit-
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2019
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