What is the leading cause of dry skin?
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Out of all the inventions in the last 100 years, Iβd say the dry erase board is the best.
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Why did the dry water and the legged snake turn left at the intersection?
Because two wrongs don't make a right.
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Anyone else going to the dry-erase convention downtown?
It's supposed to be a real big expo.
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Do you know what is the number one cause of dry skin?
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What's the best way to separate the wet days of the year from the dry days of the year?
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What happens when the dry cleaners are running late?
They become pressed for time
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The leading cause of dry skin
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Why don't people take their bath cloths to the dry cleaners?
Because they don't wanna pay-per-towel!
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A german tourist jumped in the freezing water to save my dog. After he climbed out, he said, βhere is ze dog, dry him off and keep him warm, he vill be fine. I asked him, βare you a vet?β
He said, βvet? Iβm fucking soakingβ
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What do crocodiles wear to keep their legs dry in the water?
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A German guy walks into a bar and asks for a Martini. The barman asks "dry"?
The guy says "no, just the one"
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What did the confident whiteboard say to the dry erase marker?
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What's the Russian word for dry-aged steak?
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Why is the dark side of the moon dry?
Because the other side has all the moonshine
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I was walking by a kindergarden with my girlfriend, when she suddenly started throwing dry grapes at the kids.
At that moment I knew she was good at raisin children.
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My Dad told me this one while at dinner. "You know what the leading cause of dry skin is?"
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A man stained his vest and took it to the dry cleaners
While the vest was waiting to be cleaned it had a chat with 2 other vests around it
It said β My owner stained me and Iβm scared it wonβt get off
One said βItβs going to be okay no need to worryβ
The other one said β Yeah it happens to the vest of usβ
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Itβs been written before and Iβm sure it will be written again, the dry erase board is so remarkable...
*written on before...*written on again... some jerk keeps rubbing it off π
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Mary Pill Poppins Pharmaceutical just created a miracle drug that can cure any human of any disease. It's effectiveness is renowned while it's side effects are surprisingly minimal: thick layer of skin develops on the lips while rendering them dry, cracked and quite odorous.
Patients effected by this claim it's super callused fragile lips that smell like halitosis
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Martin Heit invented the dry erase board in the 1950s
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What is the leading cause of Dry Skin?
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Whatβs the leading cause of dry skin
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What is the leading cause of dry skin?
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My boyfriend asked me what's the leading cause of dry skin?
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Do you know what the leading cause of dry skin is ?
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What is the leading cause for dry skin?
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Day three: whatβs the leading cause of dry skin?
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Of all the inventions of the last 100 years, the dry erase board has to be the most remarkable.
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I found the number one cause of dry skin!
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Out of all the inventions in the last 100 years, the dry erase board has to be the best one.
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What is the number one cause of Dry Skin?
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What's the leading cause of dry skin?
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Do you know what is the major reason of dry skin?
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Of all the inventions in the world the dry erase board has to be the most remarkable.
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Whatβs the number one cause of dry skin?
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