What’s the difference between Taxes and Texas?
Taxes can keep your electrical grid operational.
A lot of people can’t tell the difference between entomology and etymology.
I can’t find the words for how much this bugs me.
What is the difference between a hippo and a zippo?
One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.
When I was young, I was obsessed with the difference between a sine and a cosine.
Later, I realized it was just a phase.
What's the difference between a cat and a comma?
One has claws at the end of its paws. The other has a pause at the end of its clause.
What's the difference between ignorance and apathy?
I don’t know and I don’t care.
What's the difference between Mordor and the Capital?
One does not simply walk into Mordor
What is the difference between a vitamin and a hormone?
You can't make a vitamin.
What is the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster that just got a boob job?
One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean
What’s the difference between politicians and flying pigs?
What’s the difference between a Scotsman and Walt Disney?
A Scotsman wears a kilt and Walt, Disney
What is the difference between Butt and Butte?
One is the rear of an organism, the other is the rear of Montana.
What is the difference between a teepee and George Michael’s toupee?
One’s a wigwam, one’s a Wham! wig.
How do you tell the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
One will see you later. The other will see you after while
The difference between your opinion and coffee is....
What's the difference between French fries and orange juice?
You can make orange juice out of orange, but not French fries out of French
What's the difference between a Rabbit and a Hare?
One is hare-ier than the other!
What's the difference between rockets and an empty plate at an English cream tea?
One has nose cones and the other has no scones.
What's the difference between a mosquito and a fly?
A mosquito can fly but a fly can't mosquito.
My 11 year old daughter told me this one this evening lol.
What is the difference between a radius and a diameter?
What's the difference between a sock and a camera?
One takes fourtoes the other five toes.
What's the biggest difference between male patients in a mental hospital and their female nurses?
What’s the difference between a lousy trashy stand up comedian, and a father making jokes about pens?
One is bad at telling dick jokes, the other is dad at telling Bic jokes.
What's the difference between a boy clock and a girl clock?
A boy clock goes "tick tock, tick tock, tick tock" and a girl clock just tocks...and tocks...and tocks.
What’s the difference between milk and yogurt?
Yogurt comes from a more sophisticated culture.
What's the difference...
Between an Bouncy Australian Marsupial and a Geordie stuck in a coal mine?
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...one's a Kangaroo the other is a Kangeroot.
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Anyone can roast beef!
>!Not everyone can pea (pee) soup!!<
what's the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant woman?
You can unscrew a light bulb
What's the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?
The people in Dubai don't like The Flintstones, but the people in Abu Dhabi do.
What's the difference between a cow and a moose?
A cow always moos but a moose never cows
What's the difference between AM and FM?
What's the difference between a enzyme and a hormone?
You can't make a enzyme...
What's the difference between Mike Wazowski and a carrot?
One's a funny beast and the other is a bunny feast.
What's the difference between me and cancer?
My dad didn't beat cancer
What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly-dressed man on a bicycle?
What’s the difference between bird flu and swine flu?
One requires tweetment and the other requires oinkment.
What’s the difference between “but” and “butt”
What's the difference between a rock thrown at you and a crazy girlfriend?
It doesn't hurt when the rock misses you.
What's the difference between a vacation and metal earplugs?
One is o-cation-al and the other is quiet off tin.
What is the difference between a hippo and a zippo?
One is heavy one is a little lighter.
What is the difference between a cat and a comma?
One has claws at the end of its paws, while the other is a pause at the end of a clause.
What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?
One is a crusty bus station, the other is a busty crustacean.
What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo
One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter
What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?
You can't hear an enzyme...
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