What’s the difference between Taxes and Texas?

Taxes can keep your electrical grid operational.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/labink
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2021
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A lot of people can’t tell the difference between entomology and etymology.

I can’t find the words for how much this bugs me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrsBunnyPants26
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2021
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What is the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hardcoredad
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2021
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When I was young, I was obsessed with the difference between a sine and a cosine.

Later, I realized it was just a phase.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2021
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What's the difference between a cat and a comma?

One has claws at the end of its paws. The other has a pause at the end of its clause.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jfshay
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2021
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What's the difference between ignorance and apathy?

I don’t know and I don’t care.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theskyguyuk
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2021
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What's the difference between Mordor and the Capital?

One does not simply walk into Mordor

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2021
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What is the difference between a vitamin and a hormone?

You can't make a vitamin.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AmadouShabag
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2021
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What is the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster that just got a boob job?

One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2021
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What’s the difference between politicians and flying pigs?

The letter f

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jerilishous
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2021
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What’s the difference between a Scotsman and Walt Disney?

A Scotsman wears a kilt and Walt, Disney

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IAmMoji97
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2021
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What is the difference between Butt and Butte?

One is the rear of an organism, the other is the rear of Montana.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Esmeralda_i
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2021
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What is the difference between a teepee and George Michael’s toupee?

One’s a wigwam, one’s a Wham! wig.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/T33NW01F
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2021
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How do you tell the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?

One will see you later. The other will see you after while

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Frigatedoc
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2021
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The difference between your opinion and coffee is....

I asked for coffee.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2021
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What's the difference between French fries and orange juice?

You can make orange juice out of orange, but not French fries out of French

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What's the difference between a Rabbit and a Hare?

One is hare-ier than the other!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chashme_Wali
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2021
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What's the difference between rockets and an empty plate at an English cream tea?

One has nose cones and the other has no scones.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheLifeOfRyanB
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2021
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What's the difference between a mosquito and a fly?

A mosquito can fly but a fly can't mosquito.

My 11 year old daughter told me this one this evening lol.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mama_Bear15
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2021
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What is the difference between a radius and a diameter?

A radius.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/angrysandclock
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2021
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What's the difference between a sock and a camera?

One takes fourtoes the other five toes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ByDeleted
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2021
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What's the biggest difference between male patients in a mental hospital and their female nurses?

They're nuts!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chrisesplin
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2021
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What’s the difference between a lousy trashy stand up comedian, and a father making jokes about pens?

One is bad at telling dick jokes, the other is dad at telling Bic jokes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ParticleDetector
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2021
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Know the difference
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πŸ‘€︎ u/potatohead657
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2021
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What's the difference between a boy clock and a girl clock?

A boy clock goes "tick tock, tick tock, tick tock" and a girl clock just tocks...and tocks...and tocks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Marv242
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2021
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What’s the difference between milk and yogurt?

Yogurt comes from a more sophisticated culture.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Futch1
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2021
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What's the difference...

Between an Bouncy Australian Marsupial and a Geordie stuck in a coal mine? . . . . ...one's a Kangaroo the other is a Kangeroot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/designerwookie
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2021
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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Anyone can roast beef!

>!Not everyone can pea (pee) soup!!<

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πŸ‘€︎ u/physco219
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2021
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what's the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant woman?

You can unscrew a light bulb

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Possible_Decent
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2021
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What's the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

The people in Dubai don't like The Flintstones, but the people in Abu Dhabi do.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/skrued
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2021
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What's the difference between a cow and a moose?

A cow always moos but a moose never cows

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Esmeralda_i
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2021
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What's the difference between AM and FM?

About five letters.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ramiel01
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2021
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What's the difference between a enzyme and a hormone?

You can't make a enzyme...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JehovasHitMan
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2021
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What's the difference between Mike Wazowski and a carrot?

One's a funny beast and the other is a bunny feast.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wimpykidfan37
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2021
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What's the difference between me and cancer?

My dad didn't beat cancer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EthanJbleethan
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2021
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What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly-dressed man on a bicycle?

Attire.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kdlaz
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2021
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What’s the difference between bird flu and swine flu?

One requires tweetment and the other requires oinkment.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/danuser8
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2020
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What’s the difference between β€œbut” and β€œbutt”

One has two t’s...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Alderaan_Survivor
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2021
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What's the difference between a rock thrown at you and a crazy girlfriend?

It doesn't hurt when the rock misses you.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wimpykidfan37
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2021
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What's the difference between a vacation and metal earplugs?

One is o-cation-al and the other is quiet off tin.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shay9999
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2021
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What is the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is heavy one is a little lighter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/champion-13
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2021
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What is the difference between a cat and a comma?

One has claws at the end of its paws, while the other is a pause at the end of a clause.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IHateZucchinis
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2021
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What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?

One is a crusty bus station, the other is a busty crustacean.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mza299
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2021
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What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo

One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Leah-luck
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2021
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What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?

You can't hear an enzyme...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/snoopyh42
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2021
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