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The Dentist Puns

A list of puns related to "The Dentist"

When is the best time to go to the dentist?

Toothhurty.

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👤︎ u/Its_J_Just_J
📅︎ Oct 30 2020
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What did the polar bear eat after the dentist fixed his tooth?

The dentist.

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👤︎ u/EcksMarksDespot
📅︎ Nov 10 2020
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Why did the dentist remove the wrong tooth?

He didn’t mean to, he did it acciDENTALly

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👤︎ u/Endersgaming4066
📅︎ Nov 02 2020
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"What time did the man go to the dentist?"

"Tooth hurt-y."

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👤︎ u/PersonWalker
📅︎ Nov 28 2020
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Why did the speaker go to the dentist?

Because it had bluetooth

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👤︎ u/Xinkand
📅︎ Nov 25 2020
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Did you hear about the wisdom tooth who got smart with the dentist?

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👤︎ u/daydrastik
📅︎ Aug 24 2020
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?

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👤︎ u/RayInRed
📅︎ Oct 18 2020
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My Dad Goes To The Dentist

When he gets there, the Dentist asks, "Are you here for your teeth appointment?"

"No," Dad replies. "I'm here for my teeth alignment. Why would I need pointy teeth?"

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👤︎ u/LavaWolf800
📅︎ Sep 19 2020
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I went to the dentist the other day. He took one look at my teeth and said he needed to do an impression.

To be honest, his Sinatra wasn't that bad.

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👤︎ u/GodNamedBob
📅︎ Oct 02 2020
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Who was the best known dentist of the confederacy?

John Wilkes Tooth

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👤︎ u/static612
📅︎ Oct 14 2020
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I told the dentist my teeth were hurting so he told me to go home and drink some Whiskey

So I gave it a shot

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👤︎ u/FrescoIX
📅︎ Oct 06 2020
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I have an appointment with the dentist at

Tooth hurty P.M.

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👤︎ u/_hipster-snakes_
📅︎ Oct 07 2020
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Once upon a time when I visited the dentist........

Doctor: What's the problem?

Me: I'm a moth.

Doctor: Excuse me?

Me: I'm a moth.

Doctor: Maybe you should see a psychiatrist not a dentist.

Me: I went to the psychiatrist about an hour ago.

Doctor: Then what are you doing here?

Me: Your light was on.

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👤︎ u/_joshi_
📅︎ Sep 19 2020
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*Ted receiving the Best Dentist award at the Dentist award show*

This award is my crowning achievement but this is the only plaque that’s allowed in my house.

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👤︎ u/Scottspears89
📅︎ Sep 08 2020
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Why did the rastafarian go to the dentist?

Because he hurt his jah.

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👤︎ u/theearlofcrankcase
📅︎ Sep 27 2020
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When did the dentist develop tooth pain?

Tooth-hurty! (2:30)

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👤︎ u/wongonsomanylvls
📅︎ Oct 03 2020
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I went to the dentist yesterday...

I went to my dentist yesterday, and after about a half an hour of cleaning and filling I finally could go home. Before I left he stopped me and said,

"Hey man, you better lay off the sweets, you'll get cavities."

I scoffed and replied, "I'll be fine doc."

Today I took a bite into my third chocolate bar and suddenly a jolt of pain shot from my tooth,

"OW MOTHERFU--"

I went to the dentist again, running inside. He turned to me and smirked,

"The tooth hurts, doesn't it?"

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👤︎ u/CatNamedCheete
📅︎ Jul 22 2020
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I had to reschedule a work meeting today to bring my son to the orthodontist. My coworker said she was thinking the same thing because she has to visit the dentist.

I told her that was quite coinciDENTAL.

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👤︎ u/Promiscuous_D8a
📅︎ Sep 09 2020
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What happens when you don’t go to the dentist because you are too afraid of catching coronavirus?

You get Covidies

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👤︎ u/nate_hawwk
📅︎ Aug 30 2020
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When is it time to see the dentist?

2:30

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👤︎ u/Ralph-Hinkley
📅︎ Jul 05 2020
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Wich dentist makes the most mistakes

Incidentist

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👤︎ u/kaasballetje95
📅︎ Aug 02 2020
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What did the Dentist say when tripping balls on LSD?
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👤︎ u/Bleedingoxide
📅︎ Jun 06 2020
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I’m the only appointment my dentist has. But I cancelled it.

Now I’m just a disappointment.

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👤︎ u/archit14
📅︎ Jul 09 2020
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I saw my dentist walking down the street the other day...

He was shaking his head and looking at his watch. He said I'm overdue for an appointment and that he has an opening today. I asked what time can I come in? He smugly replied "tooth hurty".

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👤︎ u/Yogisogoth
📅︎ May 03 2020
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What time in the day do most people go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurtee

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👤︎ u/2shoesnotfellows
📅︎ Jul 11 2020
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A man went to the dentist

The man receives his test results from the dentist, the man looks down, visibly upset. the dentist asks: "Is everything okay, sir?" the man looks up, sighs, and says "the tooth hurts"

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👤︎ u/samsaver3
📅︎ Jun 28 2020
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When is the best time to schedule a dentist appointment?

2:30

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👤︎ u/professorf
📅︎ Jul 03 2020
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they called him the king of the dentists

because he specialized in crowns

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👤︎ u/funnybert
📅︎ Apr 11 2020
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Did you hear about the dentist and the manicurist who got into a brawl?

They fought tooth and nail

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👤︎ u/notonweed
📅︎ May 24 2020
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Did you hear the latest joke about the dentist who loves tooth extraction?

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👤︎ u/madazzahatter
📅︎ May 16 2020
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Why did the Oreo go to the dentist?

Because he lost his filling.

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👤︎ u/labink
📅︎ Mar 01 2020
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My dentist removed the wrong tooth.

It was accidental.

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👤︎ u/boogerknows
📅︎ Nov 06 2019
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Why did the Queen go to the dentist?

She broke her crown.

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👤︎ u/kilokiilo
📅︎ Feb 19 2020
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At the dentist's office the other day....

Me: "Doc, whenever I brush my teeth, I get the feeling that there is a 10 cent coin, nearby."

Dentist: "Are you brushing with Sense-a-dime?"

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👤︎ u/pj566
📅︎ Mar 10 2020
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What's the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurt-y.

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👤︎ u/VVIIVVI
📅︎ Nov 08 2020
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What time do you go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurtey

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👤︎ u/here-for-the-_____
📅︎ Nov 02 2020
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What time is it if you're at the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.

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👤︎ u/Realistic-Twist-3112
📅︎ Sep 16 2020
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When is the best time for a dentist appointment?

Tooth hurty

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👤︎ u/robbergeron
📅︎ Sep 02 2020
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What is the best time to go to dentist?

Tooth-hurty

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👤︎ u/wampzi
📅︎ May 27 2020
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What time did the man go to the dentist?

Tooth hurt-y

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👤︎ u/Hennymy
📅︎ Jul 01 2020
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I have an appointment to go to the dentist

It's at tooth hurty

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👤︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
📅︎ Jul 12 2020
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Why did the donut go to the dentist?

To get a chocolate filling

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👤︎ u/blandlemon
📅︎ May 14 2020
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At what time do you go to the dentist?

Toothurty

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👤︎ u/frenchfrieswithegg
📅︎ May 28 2020
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When is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurtie.

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👤︎ u/hayeshilton
📅︎ Jun 03 2020
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When is the best time to visit the dentist?

Tooth-Hurty

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👤︎ u/Nebih
📅︎ Apr 12 2020
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What time do dentists recommend as the best time to schedule an appointment?

2:30

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👤︎ u/HiddenPictures
📅︎ May 05 2020
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What’s the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty

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👤︎ u/cerebolic-parabellum
📅︎ Apr 17 2020
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When's the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurtie!!

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👤︎ u/yashrajt
📅︎ Jan 31 2020
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When should you go to the dentist

at two-thirty

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👤︎ u/Sea_For
📅︎ Apr 06 2020
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