Toothhurty.
The dentist.
He didnโt mean to, he did it acciDENTALly
"Tooth hurt-y."
Because it had bluetooth
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Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
When he gets there, the Dentist asks, "Are you here for your teeth appointment?"
"No," Dad replies. "I'm here for my teeth alignment. Why would I need pointy teeth?"
To be honest, his Sinatra wasn't that bad.
John Wilkes Tooth
So I gave it a shot
Tooth hurty P.M.
Doctor: What's the problem?
Me: I'm a moth.
Doctor: Excuse me?
Me: I'm a moth.
Doctor: Maybe you should see a psychiatrist not a dentist.
Me: I went to the psychiatrist about an hour ago.
Doctor: Then what are you doing here?
Me: Your light was on.
This award is my crowning achievement but this is the only plaque thatโs allowed in my house.
Because he hurt his jah.
Tooth-hurty! (2:30)
I went to my dentist yesterday, and after about a half an hour of cleaning and filling I finally could go home. Before I left he stopped me and said,
"Hey man, you better lay off the sweets, you'll get cavities."
I scoffed and replied, "I'll be fine doc."
Today I took a bite into my third chocolate bar and suddenly a jolt of pain shot from my tooth,
"OW MOTHERFU--"
I went to the dentist again, running inside. He turned to me and smirked,
"The tooth hurts, doesn't it?"
I told her that was quite coinciDENTAL.
You get Covidies
2:30
Incidentist
Now Iโm just a disappointment.
He was shaking his head and looking at his watch. He said I'm overdue for an appointment and that he has an opening today. I asked what time can I come in? He smugly replied "tooth hurty".
Tooth-hurtee
The man receives his test results from the dentist, the man looks down, visibly upset. the dentist asks: "Is everything okay, sir?" the man looks up, sighs, and says "the tooth hurts"
2:30
because he specialized in crowns
They fought tooth and nail
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Because he lost his filling.
It was accidental.
She broke her crown.
Me: "Doc, whenever I brush my teeth, I get the feeling that there is a 10 cent coin, nearby."
Dentist: "Are you brushing with Sense-a-dime?"
Tooth hurt-y.
Tooth-hurtey
Tooth-hurty.
Tooth hurty
Tooth-hurty
Tooth hurt-y
It's at tooth hurty
To get a chocolate filling
Toothurty
Tooth hurtie.
Tooth-Hurty
2:30
Tooth-hurty
Tooth-hurtie!!
