A list of puns related to "The Daily"
Not a Nether meeting!
logarithmically
Me neither, I get the Times.
I don't know what a band knows about health, but I take it with a grain of salt.
And he was known as Pavlov Escobar.
Single handedly!!!
The cross roads
Alas, I'm not a very good poet.
In fact, my manager told me he's never seen such a wretched scribe of scrum and villanelle.
...too "Rocky".
https://youtu.be/1JVma0S-UXI
Michael talks about medievil times and why it is always important to consult your Encyclopedia Brittanica.
...pace-maker
We are watching a dumb hallmark Christmas movie and the main guy owns a coffee shop. He is getting married and I make fun of the fact that his vows are all coffee puns.
So my girl yells, "well, he is a coffee person!"
Me- "no babe, he is just a human person."
(Her laugh was really a slight chuckle and a "you're so dumb", but dammit, I am taking the win!)
Me: I'm not in a hurry, so don't rush.
Dad: Oh I'm not rushin. I'm Italian.
So my mom is talking to my dad at the dinner table Mom: So I found a new women's gym! Dad: Yeah? I found a new men's Debbie
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