Did you hear about the classical music concert at the bottom of the sea?
All the pieces are being played in C flat
The Spice Girls are doing a reunion concert at...
I was hoping to see my favorite band play the songs from their new album at the concert...
...but they only played the live version. What a sham.
Why did grandmaster flash get front row tickets to the U2 concert?
Because he’s close to the edge
It was just announced that Stevie Wonder will do a concert with the Ghost of Ray Charles.
They are calling it the Holy Braille of Concerts!
I went to a Jojo’s Bizzare Adventure concert the other day…
Truly amazing ! The crowd gave a stand-ing ovation at the end !
Ronan Keating reached his venue for a concert but no one was there. Absolutely no one. Puzzled, he looked for someone to ask what's going on but not a soul in sight. Understandably upset, he yelled at the venue, "What's going on here?!"
But, venue say nothing at all.
A guitarist accidentally cut their finger at a concert, what did the medics treat them with?
Why did the drummer spend the entire concert with his tongue on the Hi-hat?
Why didn't the green onion enjoy the heavy metal concert?
He was more of a rap scallion.
Why were the chorus kids the only ones at the concert?
It was a rechoirment for them to go and another group was aBANDoned
My tall friend went to a concert and stood up in the front row, blocking the view
I can’t believe he annoyed the singer too! She composed a song on the spot, even better she guessed his name right.
“Joe, lean. Joe, lean. Joe lean!”
Why couldn't the pianist play at the concert?
He went Chopin with his wife for Bachs.
Who's going to the concert festival on Thanksgiving Day?
The bands will be Meatloaf, Korn, The Cranberries, and Smashing Pumpkins.
You hear about the 45 cent concert?
it's 50 Cent featuring Nickelback
I heard ABBA and Elvis Costello are thinking of touring together. It’s the ABBA and Costello concert
My kid asked me if I was going to the Oasis concert.
He told his male partner "We are going to dinner and the concert....OR ELSE!"
I went to The Weeknd's concert. He invited me onstage to sing the chorus to one of his songs!
But there were so many stage lights turned towards me that…
I said, ooh, I'm blinded by the lights.
Mandatory temperature screening will be required for fans attending the Foreigner reunion concert.
If you’re hot blooded, they’ll check it and see.
Where’s the best place to play a rock concert?
Why were the guest performers arrested after the concert?
Because they stole the show.
Why did the air conditioner didn't buy tickets to the Metallica concert?
There's a benefit concert for dolphin conservation at the camping grounds
It's for all in tents and porpoises
Me to my deaf friend: why risk going to a rock concert with the pandemic raging and all?
My deaf friend: heard immunity
Went to an Ed Sheeran concert at Arrowhead in KC. We parked in the red parking lot.
Did you hear about the piece of fruit that left its wallet at a George Michael concert in Zurich?
It was a Careless Swiss Pear.
Friend: Ugh the concert I was attending this weekend got cancelled
Me: wow that’s disconcerting
Can i go to the Panic at the disco concert?
Couldn’t find my seat at the Elton John concert
Many windmills were spotted at the Metallica concert...
...because they are huge metal fans.
What do you call the number 8 in a concert hall?
Hear about the saxophone player who switched from a tenor to a soprano saxophone in the middle of the concert?
The press made quite a big deal out of his sax change.
I’m working at a concert today but the power is out
I’m telling all of the attendees that if they have a flashlight, now is their time to shine.
I was at this electronic music concert and the performer started playing a laser harp.
My boss said that an outdoor concert was fine this fourth of July celebration despite the forecast f rain...
Just so I cover all the bassists.
My son is playing the clarinet for a school concert this evening
It’s a good thing his bedroom is soundproof
What do you call the opening act of a Post Malone concert?
Have you heard of the benefit concert to help starving musicians?
They're calling it Band-Aid.
If I’m at a rock concert and give the merch table a $100 bill, would the cashier be Breaking Benjamin?
I saw Barenaked ladies in a concert back in the 90's.
I don't remember what band was playing though.
I went to a concert last night and the musicians were bouncing around the stage like crazy.
Turns out they were an elastic band.
Why are The Doors scheduled to play as an opening act of nearly every concert I attend, but I never made it to catch them play live?
My fiance told me "Metallica has a concert in January" and I said " They're on the road again?"
Why wouldn't the rock fan crowd surf at the concert?
He didn't want to get carried away.
Did you hear about the $.45 concert?
It's 50 Cent featuring Nickelback!
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