The all vegetable circus came to town yesterday.
I hear their clown act is corny.
I took my boys to the traveling circus and told them to keep their focus on the biggest pole...
...because that's the center of a tent son.
You're in a dirty fistfight against a gang of circus performers. Who do you take down first to weaken the whole team?
Did you hear about the circus fire?
Did you hear about the riot at the circus?
The fighting was intense.
What happened when the dog went to the Flea circus?
Hugh Jackman is making a live action Frosty movie where he joins the circus!
It’s called The Greatest Snowman.
Took my kids to the circus.
They especially enjoyed watching the clowns.
We won a backstage tour after the show, and happened to notice that all the people who were tallying up the tickets and sales were dressed as clowns, and happened to be little people...but none of them had been in the performances. When I asked the tour guide why they were dressed up even though they weren’t in the show, he replied, “Don’t you know? It’s the little jesters that count”.
What's the best way to kill a circus?
Have you heard about the lions that escaped from the circus last night?
I heard they went straight to the juggler
What's the best way to stop a circus?
Go for the juggular.
^(sorry I didn't know how I should spell the last word.)
There was a huge fire at the circus last night!
It was in tents!
Source: facebook Dad Jokes
Yesterday at the circus I saw two fire breathers arguing.
I guess they were having a heated discussion.
At the circus a midget touched my wife’s boob.
I think someone put him up to it though....
I saw on the news that there was a circus fire.
How did Donald.J leave the circus with 4 of his kids?
With a Trumpety Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump
My dad used to get shot from a cannon at the circus. When he retired they had to close the show.
They couldn't find another man of his caliber.
What is the hardest part about joining the circus?
They make you jump through all sorts of hoops.
Did I ever tell you about the summer I spent circumcising elephants for the circus?
The pay wasn’t much but the tips were enormous
Finally left my job at the circus where I was part of the human pyramid
That's a huge weight off my shoulders
What does Spider=man become when he joins the circus?
What is the difference between a circus and a strip club?
The circus is filled with cunning stunts
I woke up and thought I was at the circus.
There was the big tent, in front of me.
Did you hear about the dramatic circus clown?
His act was always in tents.
What's the difference between an angry circus owner and a Roman barber?
One is a raving showman, and the other is a shaving Roman.
Why did the circus lion eat the tight rope walker?
He needed a balanced meal
The tiger got loose at the circus and made it's first kill quick.
It went right for the juggler.
The first job I ever had was in the circus as a human cannonball
Have you heard of the new drunk circus performers?
They're called the Yuengling Brothers.
You guys hear about the orgy at the circus?
Did you hear about the fire at the circus?
It was InTents.
FYI I’m ready for your best fire puns.
I saw some fire eaters at the circus last week
My 94 year old grandpa is a goldmine. Here is one of his favorites: Did you hear about the fire at the circus?
They said the fire was in tents
Did you hear about the Circus fire??
Did you hear about the circus fire?
Did you hear about the circus fire?
Did you hear about the circus fire?
Did you hear about the fire at the circus?
Did you hear about the circus fire?
Did you hear about the circus fire?
Did you hear about the fire at the circus?
Did you hear about the circus fire?
Did you here about the fire at the circus?
Did you hear about the fire in the circus?
It was in-tents (intense)
Did you ever hear about the fire at the circus?
Did you hear about the fire at the circus?
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