I never understood the invention of circles

They’re pointless

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MajikMan_21
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2021
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Do you know why the researchers have to take a ship to explore the Arctic circle?

Because there's Norway beyond Scandinavia!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shreya_shree
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2021
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I sent a circle to college, and it quickly became the smartest object on the planet.

Seriously, it had 360 degrees!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nekronous
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2021
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Why did the alcoholic rooster keep running around in circles?

It was chasing after a cocktail.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RealitiesOfWar
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2021
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When I was a teenager, I tried really hard to find the hypotenuse of a circle

That's when I realized it is pointless.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rpdaca
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2021
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What did the triangle say to the circle?

You’re pointless

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Seeed420
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2020
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Patel was teaching a boy named Ed basic geometry, which he was failing to grasp even on the most basic levels. He mistook squares for triangles, circles for hexagons and so on...

So Patel tried to go to the lowest level and put a dot on the paper.

"What this, Ed?"

"A line?" the boy replied.

"I... I expected more from you. I'm... This a point, Ed."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/alkaath
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2020
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What did the circle say to the triangle?

I see your point

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lvrcerosis
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2020
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Why was the circle depressed?

She thought her life was pointless.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/urkkizzz
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2020
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Found on The Chef’s Circle Facebook page
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πŸ‘€︎ u/financiallyflutey
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2019
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I told my dad that I was planning to move to the Arctic circle for a few months.

He said, β€œI don’t like your latitude.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2020
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One of my friends brags all the time that he can make a perfect circle

It seems pointless to me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Avery101912
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2020
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I don't get the point of circles

They're just pointless.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/creeper321448
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2020
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How did the circle know the square had nothing on him?

Because he said he had him cornered.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/saltyquill
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2020
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My son asked me how hard it is to calculate the area of a circle

I told him it’s easy as pi

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Edmondontis
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2020
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I once knew a guy that liked to bask in the sun. He touched my circle of friends but did not enter it...

He was a real tan gent.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2020
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Why was the bear never lost in the Arctic Circle?

Because it used Polar Coordinates

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πŸ‘€︎ u/uber_snotling
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2020
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A nun is teaching her students about the circle of life

"there are either predators or prey in the circle of life" explained the nun. "whatever an animal eats, it is called that animal's prey. for instance, rabbits eat lettuce - thus lettuce is rabbit prey."

"Sister, what is sunlight then?" asked a quizzical child.

smiling, the nun put her hands together and said, "lettuce prey".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dr-Vader
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2020
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We’re doing the unit circle in math rn
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πŸ‘€︎ u/lilldipshit
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2020
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My son asked me why I was spinning in circles when I was supposed to be cleaning the keyboard...

I lost control.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VamanaGG
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2019
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Today I saw a bunch of horses running in circles so fast that they were destroying the field.

It was a torneighdo.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PrettyLilPixels
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2019
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I just found out that a circle is the most pointless object
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jwp04
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2019
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I will never go to the arctic circle

Norway.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kitsuketsumi
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2020
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Why is the circle more trustworthy than the square?

Because he doesn’t have an angle

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boogerknows
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2019
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Why is the circle the worst shape?

Because it's pointless

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ooftypewriter
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2019
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The circle is the most ridiculous shape out there.

There's absolutely no point to it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mad_Hatter_Bot
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2017
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Circles are the worst shape.

They're pointless, really.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wizard7926
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2019
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When I play country music for my chickens they start to sway and circle the coup to the music...

It's poultry in motion!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2019
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You know why it’s called the circle of life

Because it’s pointless

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LarryTCG55
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2019
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Teaching a 3 year-old the difference between a circle and square is pointless
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πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2019
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What would you get if you stacked all the terrible dad jokes in a circle?

Groanhenge

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2019
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What did the circle say when he lifted the curse from the polygon?

Hexagon

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Swanton1216
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2019
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Why is a circle the best mathematician?

It has 360 degrees!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xevetv
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2019
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Who is the king of all the circles?

The circumprince

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πŸ‘€︎ u/savemoney2121
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2018
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What do you call someone who lives part of the year in Antartica and the other part in the Arctic Circle?

Bi-Polar

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dadjokesig
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2018
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I didn't understand my friend telling me the difference between a rotary and a traffic circle...

It was a roundabout explanation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/atigges
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2018
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My kids and I watched The Lion King yesterday and now I’ve got β€˜The Circle of Life’ stuck in my head.

It’s just keeps going round and round. It’s the truth, I’m not lion!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ron_mcphatty
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2018
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I always mean to tell you guys my joke about the circle....

....but I never get a-round to it!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BrakemanBob
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2018
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What did the man say when he looked back into the toilet to see that his poop was in a circle?

β€œO shit.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vicious_viridian
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2018
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I once had to find the circumference of a circle where the radius equaled "damn."

The circumference is TWO DAMN PI.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dgrubbnasty
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2018
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A young boy says to his father, "Dad, why does the dog spin in circles when she's excited?"

The boy's father replies, "Because it's very hard to spin in squares."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RamsesThePigeon
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2017
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There once lived a knight who was the strongest around. Legend says he ran circles around any who challenged him. His name:

Sir Cumference

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SirTurkTurkelton
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2017
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What did the Triangle say to the Circle?

You’re pointless.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lvrcerosis
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2020
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I told my mom that I’m planning to move to the Arctic circle for the next few months.

She said, β€œI don’t like your latitude.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2020
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The Circle of Life

Makes all of this pointless.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AwShizWhiz
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2019
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Why didn't the circle go to college?

It already had 360 degrees.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/momma_say
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2017
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A circle is the smartest thing you can draw.

It has 360 degrees.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChesterMonty
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2018
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