A list of puns related to "The Choice"
Iβd Pick Nick.
.....and you pick the one that will get you home earlier.
I'm hoping for the breast, but preparing for the wurst.
Art class: Pencil Drawing 101
Queso?
...he was forced to take out a restraining order.
Groanola
The steaks were too high
I was backed into a corner office.
Wife: I wish I had worn my boots but I think the restaurant is a little dressier than that.
Me: I donβt think so... I almost wore my sandals.
Wife: That would have been vetoed.
Me: No, that would have been open toed.
Brrr Brrr.
Go ogle
They're boneless! :D
...would she chose the latter?
And there's no plan b.
Spin Class.
Dad : remember when you were so into owls?
Mum: I was never into owls, that was the theme for The kids room.
Dad : I swear it was owls, all I remember was a solid 2 months of owl this and that.
Mum : ugh whatever, I don't even care.
Dad : you mean you don't give a Hoot...
Eye rolls ensued
Because they always have their tail waggin'.
Dad: You should get a job at the U.S. Mint.
Child: Why?
Dad: Think of all the money you would make.
Two guys show with these big guns ready to fire out into the crowd! This kid asks if they are slime cannons, I said no, they're t-shirt cannons!
My girlfriend turns around and says nah its Nick Cannon..
I'm just surprised I didn't say it before she did.
Dad: So how's university? Still enjoying it?
Me: Oh yeah, last term was good but my new modules are grea-
Dad: Lunar modules?
Me: ...
It's not the sharpest of dad jokes, but my god if his persistence is certainly dad joke worthy. It's been going three years now.
I would pick Nick.
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