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A port-a-potty
I(20f) am an English major with a concentration in creative writing. My college has a small English department and we have even fewer writers so we all know each other pretty well and circuit the same crowd.
Last night, I was out at a small party, and most of the other writing concentrations were there too. We all ended up pretty much congregating around each other. We are mostly all women so it's nice to feel a bit safer too.
We were having some light-hearted conversations about writing, and at some point a guy we didn't know pushed himself into the conversation. What attracted him was that we were discussing films, specifically screenwriting. The guy introduced himself as a film major, but then another guy, who seemed to be the first guys friend, laughed and said that the first guy was actually a computer science major, so honestly I'm not sure who was telling the truth even now.
Anyway, we were talking about the regular film stuff I guess: Oscar winners, niche classics, cult classics, etc.. and the first guy was talking a lot about every film that was brought up and basically shitting on them by pointing out flaws he thought they had. This wasn't inherently bad, but he would put down female-centered films the most and by like 45 minutes the rest of us were all feeling very awkward. He would say things like "Jesus Christ do you SERIOUSLY like that one?" Or "No that one is so overrated." "The writing is horrible."
It had somehow become "light-hearted" to weird because the guy was acting like we were trying to "outsmart" him with our questions, but really we were just drunk.
There wasn't a single movie we brought up that he considered "good" by an academic standpoint, and we tried the whole roster pretty much. Someone eventually asked him what was the best screenplay ever written, in his opinion, and the guy says without missing a beat "Captain America."
When he said this I laughed, because I honestly thought he was joking, but he wasn't. He stayed dead serious and that just made me laugh even harder, and my other friends also joined in because it honestly just seemed so crazy. I thought he was genuinely messing with us, but he actually got very pissed and walked away. His friend that was with us called us "b*itches" and left too. It was a strange interaction.
Edit: also, I love marvel.
Edit #1- wow so happy to see the fandom theory crowd turn for such a minute detail in a great movie
Edit #2- lot of ppl need to know how plumbing and coffee grounds work
Edit #3- if you something along the lines of โit was _____!โ, you should probably have some evidence.
I would like to pose the following theory: who is responsible for throwing coffee grounds down the garbage disposal at the avengers compound that Tony Stark complains in Civil War.
He says and I quote โam I running a bed-and-breakfast for bikers?โ
Here are our suspects:
Cap, Nat, Vision, Wanda, Rhodie, and Sam are all prime candidates due to them living at the compound somewhat full time Because of this, we will assume their motives.
Captain America: Eagle Scout, the owner of Americaโs ass, and all around great guy. Hereโs the thing: Steve is super old school and tossing coffee grounds seems like an old school move.
Vision: Vision doesnโt need to drink coffee so on the surface, might not be a suspect. HOWEVER, that does not eliminate him from our list. Having not consumed coffee and learned the the social rules of disposal (or how to make paprikash), Vision might have improperly disposed of someone elseโs grounds by simply dumping them in the sink and washing them down the drain.
Natasha: Black Widow may be a spy and could possibly be a candidate, but she doesnโt strike me as so Unthoughtful that she would do something she knows isnโt correct. Remember, of all the avengers that live at the compound in this list with the exception of Rhodie and Sam, Natasha has probably lived most of her life outside of this and would know the social norms and requirements for coffee disposal.
Rhodie: War Machine has a similar background to Captain America, and that they have both served in the military. The difference between these two however, is that road he is younger and has a more updated mindset with regard to proper coffee disposal. This being Tonyโs funded compound, I donโt believe Rhodie would do something like this.
Sam Wilson: out of all the avengers listed here, Sam is one of the few that has been given a backstory that is grounded in reality as well as thoughtfulness. In TFATWS, he demonstrated his loyalty and his kindness. Flushing coffee grounds down a trash disposal does not seem like something he would do.
Please let me know who you think it is.
So, the background is this. The three Jedi believe they are going to a remote planet where they are going to be facing a 'very serious threat'. This is the only thing they know. They do assume they might be facing Sith Warriors, so they are extremely prepared, both mentally and physically. They come out of their spaceship with lightsabets ignited, senses extended and ready to use the Force.
The Marvel Six believes that the three Jedi arriving are a severe and perhaps even existential threat to Earth, and that they must be eliminated as soon as possible. They can not retreat here, they must kill all three new arrivals.
Who wins and who faces whom, assuming all nine combatants will aim to kill.
In r/television someone said she might be better
I love them, bless them, but the generation gap felt very real. They gave me a hearty steak anyway.
(title)
To boldly mow where no man has mown before.
Sure. Captain America isn't as intelligent as Iron man and he can'tbuild all the cool stuff Tony can. And Iron man sacrificed himself to stop Thanos. But it seems most fics that focus on Tony in Civil war or time travel fix it are all "Cap was wrong. Cap was an idiot. Cap was a traitor, chose bucky over Tony."
I mean dear lord, both sides had their major pros and cons. I doubt half of us would have chosen the government over sticking to your morals and going solo to do what's right and not what the government thinks is right if we were in Caps shoes.....sorry this isn't a civil war rant.
So, I just want to know why guys are bashing Captain america in these fics
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