What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and is floating in the ocean?
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What do you call the place where mythical heroes get their milk?
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︎ Jun 24 2021
Perfect for the kids - what do you call a bear with no teeth?!
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︎ Apr 20 2021
What do you call a jar of Miracle Whip thatβs falling to the bottom of the ocean in early May?
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What do you call a polar bear in the jungle?
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︎ Mar 04 2021
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall?
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What would you call jar jar binks if he worked at the bank?
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︎ Jun 27 2021
What do you call it when a lady of the night farts?
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︎ Jun 27 2021
My friend's daughter made this. I call it the "beach slap"
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︎ Jun 25 2021
What do you call the little dot above the i?
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︎ Jul 02 2021
What do you call a garden gnome that migrates to the city?
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︎ Jun 17 2021
They call the first episode of a TV show a "Pilot", because anyone can fly a plane for a couple seconds....
But you have to prove your jokes can land.
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What do you call a dog that lives in the water.
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What do you call Amsterdam in the afternoon?
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︎ May 20 2021
Who's the genius that decided to call it "Emotional baggage ".....
.....and not "griefcase."
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What do you call a church on the beach?
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︎ Jun 24 2021
What did the drummer call his twin daughters?
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What do you call a woman that can control the desert?
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So I'm walking down stairs with my 2 year old son this morning when my wife calls from the kitchen...
"Hey, you boys Wahstarving?"
"umm... what?"
"Cause I've got WAHFULLS!"
(She was so proud, a decent dad joke from the mama panda)
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︎ May 28 2021
Why did the policeman think it was ok to enter a residence when he thought he heard bird calls inside?
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︎ May 29 2021
What do you call the elite group of undead, sent to retrieve the souls who escape from Hades?
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︎ Jun 29 2021
What do you call an alligator that knows the way home?
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︎ Jun 12 2021
What would you call javelins embedded in the knee of an Englishman?
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︎ Jul 01 2021
What do you call the one who hates Jeff Bezos but shops heavily on Amazon?
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︎ Jun 18 2021
What did the Italian call the noodle with no dad?
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What do you call a committee to determine the best stovetop cookware?
A Panel
If it's a Franco-British committee to determine the best stovetop cookware?
A cross channel panel
If it's a Franco-British committee to determine the best stovetop cookware from different sources?
A multichannel cross channel panel
If it's a Franco-British committee of lumberjacks to determine the best stovetop cookware from different sources?
A multichannel cross channel panel in flannel
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What do you call two octopuses that look the same?
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What do u call the most annoying child in Germany?
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︎ May 25 2021
What do you call an arctic fox in the jungle?
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︎ Jun 04 2021
The guy who invented the umbrella wanted to call it the βBrellaβ
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︎ May 08 2021
What do you call the fear of being alone with the Santa?
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︎ May 28 2021
What do you call it when your wife gets grumpy because you bought a simple gift for the anniversary?
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︎ Jul 01 2021
Whoever called it Viagra, missed out on the opportunity to call it....
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︎ Jun 04 2021
What do the ancient reptiles call their housework?
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︎ May 30 2021
How would you call a dick growing on the other side of the body?
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︎ Jun 01 2021
What do you call the journey to find someone who can talk without moving their lips?
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︎ Jun 04 2021
What do you call the Terminator when he retires?
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︎ Jun 02 2021
What do you call the first Australian native to ever have a six pack
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︎ May 17 2021
How do you call the speed bumps in the farm?
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Alright #2 for the Basketball/Car enthusiast: Who do you call when you need a ride during covid to the NBA Finals and your having engine problems.
A Booker with a working CP3
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What do you call an emergency in the spring?
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︎ Jun 04 2021
What do you call the birds of paradise that live around the Ring Of Fire?
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︎ Jun 05 2021
What do you call a bunch of barbecue enthusiasts ambushing each other in the jungle?
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︎ Jun 09 2021
What do you call it when you need a break at work and go to the bathroom even though you don't need to go?
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︎ Jun 03 2021
What do you call laundry detergent on the top shelf?
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︎ May 30 2021
Why did the ukulele call the police?
Because the guitar was FRETning him
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︎ Jun 17 2021
What do you call a lamb that taunts and teases the other lambs?
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︎ May 10 2021
What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean?
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︎ May 16 2021
Who do you call when you need a ticket during covid to the NBA Finals.
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