AITA for calling one of my teacher's many replacements the wrong name?
Did you hear about the time Mozart farted in bed? He ended up calling it....
I tried calling the Tinnitus help line,
but it just keeps ringing.
I tried calling the doctors office because I think I have tinnitus.
The phone just kept on ringing.
The bank keeps calling me to give me compliments.
They say I have an outstanding balance.
The furniture store keeps calling me to come back!
But all I wanted was one night stand.....
We should stop calling it the dark ages
And instead call it knight time.
I've just angered two strangers out on the street, by calling them hipsters..
Apparently, the correct way to address them was conjoined twins...
DQ missed out on a great opportunity when they started doing the orange julius thing by not calling them "Julius Freezers"
[META] Calling All Dads: Help Me Make the Neighborhood Cringe
I work at a neighborhood bar, and we have a giant marquee that we regularly use to post bad puns and other cringey jokes. What's your best bar-advertising dad joke? The bar is nautical themed, so bonus points for anything seaworthy.
Scientists have discovered another deadly pathogen they are calling the 'Peekaboo' virus.
Doctor's are sending anyone with Peekaboo, straight to ICU.
This one is a MOM joke just delivered by my mom to my dad... DAD: The Who announced a new North American tour. MOM: What are they calling this one...
Me: Niece you're calling me really late. The cows are already asleep in the field. Nice: uh...so?
Me: It's pasture bedtime.
Crickets
Neice: Did I leave my sneakers at your house?
My friend told me this one yesterday (hope it wasn't from here) and I was hoping to be able to use it.
I decided to stop calling the bathroom "John" and renamed it the "Jim"
I feel so much better saying I went to the Jim this morning
I keep calling my wife Delilah even though her name is Delia. I keep calling our lawn "the green, green grass of home". And worst of all, every time I see a cat, I can't help but ask, "What's new, pussycat?"
It turns out I have Tom Jones Syndrome. My doctor says it's not unusual.
I like this new trend of taping stuff to the wall and calling it art.
If you are on a hike in Canada, you need to spot at least two grizzlies before calling the authorities.
You know what the craziest thing about the owl calling competition was?
Did you hear about what happened in the park the other day? The news is calling it a tragedy.
A peanut was just minding his own business
He was a salted
Just saw footage of a lawyer calling a jack in the box to testify.
It's his surprise witness.
What did Jay Z start calling Beyoncé after they tied the knot?
A guy keeps calling me up and singing "prince charming" and "stand and deliver" down the phone to me. I keep telling him to stop calling...
My youngest daughter was diagnosed with scoliosis when she was 5. That’s the same time we began calling her by her middle name, Sarah.
Her first name is Eileen.
Did you hear about the new high school math competition they're calling "extreme "fractioning"?
The German government is calling for everybody to stock up on sausage and cheese in case of a second lockdown.
It's the Wurst-käse-scenario
"The crow seemed to be calling his name", thought Kaw
I’m writing a musical work based on Timon and Pumbaa from the Lion King. I’m calling it the Hakuna Cantata.
I called to speak to my doctor and the receptionist asked "May I ask who's calling?"
I replied "Yes you may, go right ahead and ask"
Oh baby I hear the blues are calling...
My dad just got a bidet and said he’s calling it The Enterprise
because it goes around Uranus killing Klingons
An old doodle I found on my phone! “Pot calling the kettle black”
I don't really understand the game of starting out calling plays for T-ball games then advancing to calling plays in the World Series...
The whole idea of Forge of Umpires confuses me.
Thanks for calling the predatory animal lifting agency. We’ll be with you in a minute...
My Life has been nothing but a disappointment. The Last 5 Years looked promising, but no such luck. After trying My Best, I've decided if One More Thing upsets me again, I'm calling it Quits.
Hmm, maybe I should start giving my race horses normal names.
I almost answered the phone when my talkative German brother-in-law was calling me, but thankfully I recognized the number.
The bank keeps calling me to give me compliments.
They say I have an “outstanding balance.”
The banks keeps calling me to give me compliments
They say I have an “outstanding balance.”
The furniture store keeps calling me non stop.
All I wanted was that one night stand.
I've just angered two people on the street, by calling them hipsters..
.. apparently, the correct term is conjoined twins.
The furniture store keeps calling me nonstop.
All I wanted was a one night stand.
The furniture store keeps calling me
All I wanted was one night stand
I tried calling the tinnitus help line the other day
But it just kept ringing!
The Bank keep calling to give me compliments.
They say I have an outstanding balance!
The furniture store keeps calling me.
But I only wanted one nightstand
I tried calling the tinnitus help line.
There was no answer, it just kept ringing.
A girl at the furniture store keeps calling me.
All I wanted was one night stand
Tried calling the tinnitus helpline...
But it just kept ringing.
The girl from the furniture store keeps calling me.
All I wanted was one night stand.
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