25 Hilarious The Californias Puns

I was in California when I recognized a cop as a guy who grew up in the same area as me...

It's a CHiP off the old block!

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline

📅︎ Jun 23 2021

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What’s the worst waffle in California?

Sandy Eggo.

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👤︎ u/ThatsWhatSheepSaid

📅︎ Mar 25 2021

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What do pirates say to warn when the California Highway Patrol is approaching?

Chips Ahoy.

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👤︎ u/Therapy_Gecko

📅︎ Mar 05 2021

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If your vehicle breaks down in California, make sure your mechanic uses the state flag to check your oil ...

Then you'll get a "Super Cali-Flagger Dipstick Expert Diagnosis"

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👤︎ u/LordCinko

📅︎ Aug 26 2020

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I recently moved from California to West Virginia and discovered both have the same squirrels.

Except here, they’re in the freezer and buckshot is a side dish.

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👤︎ u/andersonfmly

📅︎ Oct 24 2020

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I bought some engine cleaner. The label said ‘Known to cause cancer in the state of California.’

Good thing I’m using it in Missouri.

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👤︎ u/Sethrymir

📅︎ Apr 26 2020

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Which city in California has the most ghosts?

Maliboo

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👤︎ u/RonPalancik

📅︎ May 08 2020

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We drove to California and had a picnic on the beach. Had a great time, even though our waffles fell on the ground.

I'll always remember that sandy Eggo trip.

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👤︎ u/CSwork1

📅︎ Mar 13 2020

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Welcome to the Hotel California...

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👤︎ u/Bawbnweeve

📅︎ Oct 09 2019

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What happens when the smog lifts over Southern California?

U.C.L.A.

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👤︎ u/Roivas14

📅︎ Dec 28 2018

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what do you get when you throw an eggo waffle into the california desert?

San Diego

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👤︎ u/lininkasi

📅︎ Apr 17 2017

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I have fond memories of riding the heaving waters of California upon our indentured help...

It was fun serfing the waves!

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline

📅︎ Jan 01 2020

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What's the difference between The University of California-Berkeley and The University of California- Los Angeles?

At one UCLA and the other one UC-Berkeley.

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👤︎ u/zsm1994

📅︎ Aug 28 2019

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After the earthquake tonight in California I had to calm my girlfriend down so I threw this one at her...

"What group of Early Americans loved seismic events?"

"The Quakers"

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👤︎ u/kevingcp

📅︎ Jul 06 2019

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I made a playlist for hiking. Included are songs from Peanuts, The Cranberries, Eminem, and even The California Raisins.

I call it my Trail Mix

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👤︎ u/Scruluce

📅︎ Aug 26 2019

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California has the highest number of men who feel depressed because of their wives cheating on them

It's a sad state of affairs

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👤︎ u/LionKing34

📅︎ Feb 22 2017

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What did the California roll say to the Spicy tuna roll when he first saw him?

Wassa-bi?

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👤︎ u/Brasbid

📅︎ Mar 24 2019

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What does santa do when he's driving around the coast of california?

Santa cruz

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👤︎ u/Vi3ual

📅︎ Oct 03 2018

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I unexpectedly won an award while traveling the coastal cliffs of California.

It was a Big Sur prize.

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👤︎ u/coledot

📅︎ Jul 27 2018

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Drove past a sign on the freeway that said, "Southern California Institute for the Deaf"...

...I heard that was a great school."

My wife groaned the rest of the drive to her parents house. Also, I'm not a dad but I think I'm ready.

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👤︎ u/jacoboxsi

📅︎ Mar 07 2017

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Did you hear about the kidnapping at the school in California?

Everything is ok, he woke up

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👤︎ u/CatwithaHat

📅︎ Jun 10 2014

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What's the state vegetable of California?

Califlower.

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👤︎ u/Fats_McGats

📅︎ Jun 03 2017

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What's the scariest California Beach town?

Mali BOO!

Happy Halloween Weekend

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👤︎ u/GatorRich

📅︎ Oct 28 2016

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What happens when the smog clears in California?

UCLA!

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👤︎ u/AlKruseFTW

📅︎ Nov 17 2014

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Why should you not eat waffles on the beach in California?

Because you'll end up with a sandy eggo.

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👤︎ u/SaucySpaghet

📅︎ Dec 20 2018

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