The Bridesmaid Puns

A list of puns related to "The Bridesmaid"

I went to a cannibal wedding. The Groom toasted the bridesmaids, The best man toasted the Bride and Groom and the father of the Bride toasted absent friends.....

It was one hell of a barbecue.

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👤︎ u/cwwspurs
📅︎ Jan 12 2020
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Bridesmaid Proposal Puns for a Doctor and a Lawyer?

I am asking two of my girlfriends to be my bridesmaids and wanted to word the question in a punny way related to their careers- one is a first-year medical resident and the other is a law student. I would like to flatter them/make it funny. Any and all ideas are appreciated!! If there is a better sub to ask this question please let me know:))

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👤︎ u/rose1229
📅︎ May 04 2021
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The Tailor Delay

My girlfriend is having her bridesmaid dress altered, but they pushed back the finish date. The wedding is next week.

I looked at her and said, "That's cutting it close."

It hit so hard that she might be pregnant (I'm not a dad).

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👤︎ u/lod254
📅︎ Jun 22 2016
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