A list of puns related to "The Black"
An astronaut. What's wrong with you?
Yep. When Jesus was able to Wakanda water.
I heard it was pirated.
It's eating light
Wakanda Bridge
He was a bubonic plagiarist.
Too much pandaring.
She said, "I wouldn't be seen dead in that thing!"I said, "That's the point."
...definitely has a checkered past.
I didn’t see anything. It was an uneventful horizon.
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That was the only way to de-feet him.
but the chick peas can only hummus one.
Whoops wrong sub
In space no one can here use cream.
It sucks.
They probably don't understand the gravity of the situation.
Two zebras fighting over a pickle
I was charged with making an obscene clone fall.
Dad: woah! What happened to you? Why do you have 2 black eyes?
Me: There was a lady in front of me who’s dress kept giving her a wedgie every time she stood up. So I reached over and said pulled it out. She immediately turned around and punched me in the right eye.
Dad: So… how did you get the other black eye.
Me: Well…. The lady stood up again, and the guy next to me pulled her wedgie out… I knew she didn’t like it… so I shoved it back in.
Gsus.
I'm here on the swings.
It’s night
Greyson
Wet.
Which side of the sheep grows the most wool?
>!The outside.!<
Martin Freeman, and Andy Serkis.
They also play roles in Lord of the Rings.
I guess that makes them the Tolkien white guys.
When I went there, everybody was wearing suits and pants too
"It takes a village."
I hear Will Smith slaps.
It’s now month later, and I have to explain to my wife why we have hundreds of black widow babies.
It's black and white and red all over.
The mortician asked the deceased’s wife how she would like the body dressed. He points out the man looks good in the black suit he’s already wearing. The widow however said she thought her husband always looked his best in blue, and she would really like him in a blue suit. She then hands the mortician a blank cheque and says “I don’t care how much it costs, but please have my husband in a blue suit for the viewing.” The woman returns the next day for the wake. To her delight she finds her husband dressed in a gorgeous blue suit with a subtle chalk stripe. Remarkably, the suit fit him perfectly. She says to the mortician, “whatever this costs I’m very satisfied, you did an excellent job and I’m incredibly grateful. How much did you spend?” To her astonishment the mortician presents her with her blank cheque, and he says “there’s no charge.” Shocked she replies “no really, I feel like i must compensate you for the cost of that exquisite blue suit.” “Honestly ma’am”, the mortician says, “it costs nothing, you see a diseased gentleman about your husbands size was brought in shortly after you left yesterday. He was wearing an attractive blue suit. So I asked his wife if she minded if her husband went to the grave wearing black. She had said it made no difference so long as he looked nice. So from that point on it was really just a matter of switching the heads.”
But the Chick Peas can only hummus one.
Black eye peas can sing us a song; chick peas can only hummus one.
The Black Eyed Peas can sing us a song, but chickpeas can only hummus one.
... the Chick Peas can only hummus one.
Whoops wrong sub.
Black Eyed Peas can sing us a song.
Chick Peas can hummus one.
The Black Eyed Peas will sing us a song while chickpeas will just hummus a song
but the chick peas can only hummus one.
Black eyed peas can sing us a song and chickpeas can only hummus one.
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