There has been a fire at the bakery
They lost a lot of bread and now the business is toast
I just couldn't bring myself to quit my job at the bakery. I was underpaid and the hours were lousy, but...
What is the #1 reason someone works at a bakery
Because they knead the dough
I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded the dough
What did the 🐤 name it’s bakery?
I went to the bakery and they paid me
I walked out with so much bread
I had to work at a bakery during the holiday season.
I kneaded the dough for Christmas.
I invested all my money in a bakery company, and the shares are on the up...
Now to sit back and watch my dough rise
When they legalized marijuana in my state, a local bakery tried taking advantage of it by offering infused pastries. But they had trouble keeping the place staffed.
They had pretty high turnover...
I grabbed me some marzipan pastries from the local bakery...
Food always tastes better when it's Stollen!
What is the name of Superman's brother who runs a bakery?
A man goes in to an international bakery and says "I want the best pie in the world!"
The owner thinks for a second and says "Well, that would definitely be a pie from either Jamaica, Dominican Republic, or Barbados, and those are $65 each." Angrily the man replies, "What!?! Those prices are outrageous!" "I know, but it isn't my fault", responds the owner, "blame it on the pie rates of the Caribbean."
My friend had a idea for a bakery that puts their stuff in the oven for half the recommended time
I said that was a half baked idea
Rabbit comes to the bakery asking if they have carrot pie.
Rabbit: Hi! Do you have carrot pie?
owner says no, we don't make carrot pie.
Next day rabbit comes: Hi! Do you have carrot pie?
No! We don't make carrot pie!
Next day rabbit comes: Hi! Do you have carrot pie?
No! I told you already!
Rabbit came 3 days in a row so the owner thinks; I'm gonna make him a carrot pie he might be a regular! Earn some money.
Next day rabbit comes: Hi! Do you have carrot pie?
Owner answers yes! Its right here!
Rabbit answers: It's disgusting, isn't it?
Did you hear about the man who fell into the bread machine at the French bakery?
I'm working for my French Uncle, who owns a bakery. Sadly, on the first day I burnt the bread in the ovens. He was pretty cool about it..
But my Croissant wasn't too pleased..
A man walks into a bakery in Glasgow, and asks the baker, “is that a cake or a meringue?”
And the baker replies, “no, you’re right! It’s a cake!”
The one thing they didn’t sugarcoat at the bakery I worked at…
The news says the Canadian PM got mad in a bakery
Did you hear about the bakery that burned down?
The bakery next door wasn’t able to stay in business.
The owner was always loafing around.
What did the baker say when the bakery caught on fire?
“It’s getting toasty in here!!”
(i came up with this while making breakfast yesterday please be gentle haha)
The old chap who makes the giant profiteroles at my local bakery is retiring soon
I'm not sure who will replace him, but they'll have big chouxs to fill.
Went to the bakery to get a cake for my son's birthday, but I guess they went out of business.
I hear they didn't make enough dough.
My wife got fired from the bakery
They kept finding her hair in buns
(Third time isn’t the charm)
Due to the Covid crisis, the Indian bakery in my neighborhood is going through some tough times.
They fired all Naan essential staff.
Why did the Mummy's bakery fail?
He gave everyone the crepes.
My friend’s bakery burned down the other day
Friend of mine asked why I took a side job at the bakery
I told him I don’t knead the dough, but I do get a rise out of it
I went to a bakery in Glasgow to get a cake for my pals birthday. When I walked in the baker told me every cake was a pound and so I picked a cake and took it to the till where the baker told me it would be two pounds. I asked the baker, ‘didn’t you say every cake was a quid?’ To which he replied…
“Aye, but that’s Madeira cake…”
Does anyone know what happened when the bakery exploded?
All the napoleons were blown apart.
I put together my entire life savings to start a bakery but it burned to the ground this morning...
Now my business is toast.
Why did the employee leave his bakery job to work at the bread factory?
They offered him a better roll.
Did you hear about what happened to the bakery that caught on fire?
My wife sent me to the Indian bakery to buy bread
Went to a fancy bakery. The bread was not bad.
I went to the bakery today and saw they had a new line of herb infused breads
I was browsing when I saw a couple of loves fused together looking quite fallic. I asked the Baker which one that was. It was the Dill dough
Went to a job interview at the bakery. They asked me why I'm suited to the job...
I said I'm not, I just knead the dough
What’s the difference between Keanu and a bakery thief?
Keanu is breathtaking, the other one is breadtaking.
I was fired from the bakery today for making too many bread puns.
Guess I won't be baking anymore dough from that job. They could've at yeast given me some kind of warning... I'm still a little crusty about it.
Business at the bakery is on the rise
Did you here about the German bakery that was robbed?
All it's bread was stollen.
MI5 agent jumped the queue at the bakery.
Why did the racist bakery fail?
They only supported white flour.
What's the most important advice you can give to someone opening a French bakery?
Success baguettes success
Why did the bakery go bust?
Because the staff were loafers
Have you all heard about the top secret bakery?
I didn't think so, it is on a knead to dough basis.
Did you hear about the man who fell over in a French bakery?
He ended up in a lot of pain.
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