What is the name of the funky German Bakery?
I got fired from the bakery...
....just when I was thinking I was on a roll.
AH FRICK THEY'RE STORMING THE BAKERY
What did Homer Simpson say when the bakery ran out of bread?
Due to the Covid crisis, the Indian bakery in my neighborhood is going through some tough times.
They fired all Naan essential staff.
Have you heard about the top secret bakery?
It's on a knead to dough basis
Whats the most popular video game at a bread bakery?
I stopped at the bakery on my way to the park to feed the pigeons and a couple of them died!
I killed two birds with one scone.
My friend's bakery got set on fire the other day
What did the police do when they caught the thief stealing the desserts from the bakery?
They took him into custardy
I went to the bakery and noticed I was the only one there.
It was completely desserted.
What’s the difference between Keanu and a bakery thief?
Keanu is breathtaking, the other one is breadtaking.
What kind of dog do you get at the bakery?
Holmes and Watson are creeping stealthy along the Street, searching for clues, when Holmes suddenly spots a Bakery shop window and scans it with his magnifying glass. Watson perplexed, says to Sherlock " What are you looking for exactly ? " ...Holmes replies...
" You know my method. It's founded upon the observation of Trifles. "
Been working a lot of overtime at the bakery
My friend's bakery burned to the ground yesterday.
Now his business is toast.
I've always been a fan of heist movies, but the one involving the bakery has to be one of my favourites of all time.
Last time I went to the bakery, I told a bread joke
The baker gave a rye smile.
The Pentagon has a bakery where government agents learn secret recipes by mixing the ingredients themselves...
It operates on a knead to know basis.
My idiot friend was caught shoplifting from the bakery yesterday.
He has done stupid things before, but this one really takes the cake.
The lady at the French bakery asked me if I’d like my bread in a carrying receptacle.
I decided not to buy a baguette after seeing a pathetic mock up of it in the bakery window.
It was a terrible roll model.
What did the man say when his bakery burned down?
My whole business is toast!
What did the girl buy at the bakery? “She-bought-a baguette!”
I'm sick of doing inventory for hours at the bakery
At yeast I'm feeling better.
The bakery in my neighborhood was broken into last night.
I’ve heard of stupid crimes, but this one really takes the cake.
I went to the bakery and asked for some short bread
They said they didn't make it any longer
The one about the bakery
When the local bakery was asked to make a sidewalk from pastry, their head chef thought "this is gonna be a cake walk"
With all the riots French bakeries must be in a world of pain.
seen at the Italian bakery
I raced to the bakery to try and get the last cake but someone else beat me there.
So instead I got consolation pies.
This bakery on the way out of Tamworth, Australia
I whispered to my kids, "Have you all heard about the top secret bakery?"
They all looked at me blankly, so I replied, "I didn’t think so, it’s on a knead to dough basis."
In my bakery I told my employees that the white bread was underbaked and overproofed. Something went wrong.
Then one employee said we could still sell it cuz it's gone aRYE.
I got a job at the bakery because
The Bakery (It’s a story)
So I went to a bakery right. I wanted a cake for a friends party. When I asked for a red velvet (his fave) they said they didn’t have any. Well that kinda put me in a sour mood to be honest. One of the bakers pulled me aside and told me he could make one for me. This man really rose to the occasion and saved my day. He even cut the fee (It was the yeast they could do) and I didn’t rye about the wait. I mean if someone is baking you a cake personally I doughnut think you can complain. At the end of the day I got my cake and that was that.
I just ate bread from the worst Bakery in America. I'd take you but...
Dadjoked by the owner of a small bakery
After I grabbed a half dozen donuts, he asked if I wanted to get a full dozen and I declined, mentioning I was trying to lose weight.
He handed me a box with another half dozen and said
"You know if you hold a box in each hand, it'll be a balanced breakfast."
I just fell through the roof of a French bakery.
Why wasn't Gandhi allowed in the Indian bakery?
He was known for being naan-violent.
So the Egyptian god of the dead opened a bakery.
Took my mom's sister to the bakery. She hated it.
Why did the BLM protest break into the bakery?
They heard they have a lot of WHITE POWdER
I was at the bakery and I started thinking
Whatever happened to bakers A-D?
Did you hear about the president's new favorite bakery? It's only serving treats with red, white, and blue frosting.
All the other ones were un-pastry-otic.
Did you hear about the emergency baby delivery in the White House bakery?
That kid's American, born in bread.
All the Indian bakeries in my town shut down because of Covid.
They fired all Naan essential staff.
Did you hear about the bakery that burned down?
Now, that business is toast.
Have you all heard about the top secret bakery?
I didn't think so, it is on a knead to dough basis.
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