Mueller: Please tell me why you have so many suspicious Russian connections.
Trump: I have a perfectly treasonable explanation!
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Jr. kept failing math and Dad finally put him in a Catholic School. Jr. started getting all A's in math. Dad asked him, "Do they use better math books?" "No." "Are the nuns better teachers?" "No.". Then tell me son, why the improvement?"
"When they took us to mass and I saw the guy nailed to a plus sign, I knew they meant business."
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Holmes and Dr Watson went on a tenting trip. After a meal they went to sleep. Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend. "Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see." Watson replied, "I see millions of stars, I suspect that we will have a clear day tomorrow. Why,what do you see?"
Holmes: "I see that someone has stolen our tent."
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︎ Sep 17 2022
Can someone tell me why my post was removed?
I mean, it was right there in the mailbox this morning!
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︎ Aug 12 2022
Pardon me but I live in France and am writing this by Google Translate. Thank my God for modern day technology. I am speaking French into my phone this moment and I get the English translation. Father, if you are reading this, I need to tell you about my true sexuality and why I have no girlfriend.
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︎ Mar 09 2022
Can anyone tell me why my post was removed?
It's particularly frustrating because now my fence has fallen over.
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︎ Aug 06 2021
I hate it when people tell me " you are not russian so why are you rushing"
I allways answer with "you are not Russian eaither so why you Stalin"
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︎ Oct 01 2021
Tell me why
I have a backstreet boys song stuck in my head
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︎ Apr 06 2022
βSo tell me, why do you want to be in the subtraction industry?β
To make a difference, sir!
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︎ Mar 08 2022
Everytime someone asks me why I drive out to the country on the weekends, I tell them directly that I go to punch the biggest trees I can find
I don't like beating around the bush
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︎ Mar 06 2022
Why would I buy a horse that wonβt tell me the truth?
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︎ Dec 27 2021
Dad- βHey son, want me to tell you why my jacket keeps me so warm, even in this frigid weather?β
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︎ Jan 12 2022
(My Grandma called me just to tell me this one): Why did the farmer bury a lightbulb?
He wanted to grow a power plant
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︎ Apr 23 2021
Can someone tell me why his post was removed?
I'm re-posting so his fence is ok.
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︎ Aug 06 2021
When I was young my mom would tear out the last page of all my comics. She wouldn't tell me why.
I had to draw my own conclusions.
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︎ Jun 05 2021
Can anybody tell me why is it that whenever I start my brand new Ε koda
...there's a "Czech Engine" light on?
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︎ Oct 15 2021
At the parole hearing, the officer asked, "Tell me, why should you be released early?"
Inmate: Itβs bec..
Officer: Yes?
Inmate: I think I have..
Officer: Go on.
Inmate: Can I Please finish my sentence?
Officer: Sure. Parole denied.
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︎ Apr 29 2019
Can an Admin tell me why my post was removed? It was very inconvenient... My whole fence fell down
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︎ Jan 20 2021
Me: βOh, I wish Iβd listened to my motherβ Friend: βWhy? Whatβd she tell you?β
Me: βI donβt know, I wasnβt listeningβ
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︎ Feb 12 2021
Me: Can you tell me what βpourquoiβ means? Wife: βwhyβ
Me: because I really want to know
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︎ Feb 12 2021
TELL ME WHY? AINT NOTHIN BUT A HEART ACHE
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︎ Jul 07 2019
People ask me why I donβt go out much anymore, but I tell them itβs because I just bought a pet cow.
I have been milking that excuse for weeks now.
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︎ Oct 24 2020
Can anyone tell me why Canadian bees are so different to US bees?
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︎ Jun 17 2019
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︎ Apr 29 2019
My daughter asked me why I don't tell any dad jokes. I said they were too dull...
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︎ Apr 12 2020
Can someone tell me why they havenβt put The Hulk on advertisements?
I mean, isnβt he just a giant Banner?
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︎ Oct 06 2018
So I found this talking train and asked it why it just went back and forth on the same tracks for its whole life. It responded saying βthe voices in my head tell me toβ.
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︎ Jul 30 2018
Husband asks his wife βWhy donβt you tell me when you have an orgasm?β
Wife says βBecause I donβt like calling you when youβre at workβ
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︎ Apr 25 2019
My dad used to tell me jokes when I was a teen. When he stopped, I reluctantly asked him why.
He said, "Well son, you don't need to. You've already groaned up in the past years."
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︎ Apr 02 2018
I saw a tabloid about a celebrity couple, claiming it could tell me Why She Left
But the real question is why she right?
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︎ Oct 20 2017
Can an administrator tell me why my post was taken down?
Because my fence has fallen down.
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︎ Feb 05 2021
At the parole hearing, the officer asked, "Tell me, why should you be released early?"
Inmate: Itβs bec..
Officer: Yes?
Inmate: I think I have..
Officer: Go on.
Inmate: Can I please finish my sentence?!
Officer: Sure. Parole denied.
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