Pardon me but I live in France and am writing this by Google Translate. Thank my God for modern day technology. I am speaking French into my phone this moment and I get the English translation. Father, if you are reading this, I need to tell you about my true sexuality and why I have no girlfriend.

I like ten.

πŸ‘︎ 38
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/eagleboy444
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2022
🚨︎ report
β€œSo tell me, why do you want to be in the subtraction industry?β€œ

To make a difference, sir!

πŸ‘︎ 9
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Kenhamef
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2022
🚨︎ report
Everytime someone asks me why I drive out to the country on the weekends, I tell them directly that I go to punch the biggest trees I can find

I don't like beating around the bush

πŸ‘︎ 9
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Ok-Ship-7694
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2022
🚨︎ report
Whenever someone tells me they’ve got a shih tzu, I ask them why they didn’t get a better one

Maybe I shouldn’t be worried about the dogma

πŸ‘︎ 3
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Ulfbass
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2022
🚨︎ report
I hate it when people tell me " you are not russian so why are you rushing"

I allways answer with "you are not Russian eaither so why you Stalin"

πŸ‘︎ 1k
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Qnandossc
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2021
🚨︎ report
Can anyone tell me why my post was removed?

It's particularly frustrating because now my fence has fallen over.

πŸ‘︎ 7k
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/ign1fy
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2021
🚨︎ report
Why would I buy a horse that won’t tell me the truth?
πŸ‘︎ 15
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Gib1997
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2021
🚨︎ report
Dad- β€œHey son, want me to tell you why my jacket keeps me so warm, even in this frigid weather?”

Son- β€œSherpa”

πŸ‘︎ 5
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/FermentToBee
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2022
🚨︎ report
Can anybody tell me why is it that whenever I start my brand new Ε koda

...there's a "Czech Engine" light on?

πŸ‘︎ 11
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/3HoursSober
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2021
🚨︎ report
Can someone tell me why his post was removed?

I'm re-posting so his fence is ok.

πŸ‘︎ 25
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Mel0maniac
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2021
🚨︎ report
(My Grandma called me just to tell me this one): Why did the farmer bury a lightbulb?

He wanted to grow a power plant

πŸ‘︎ 244
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/frozeneskimo02
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2021
🚨︎ report
When I was young my mom would tear out the last page of all my comics. She wouldn't tell me why.

I had to draw my own conclusions.

πŸ‘︎ 152
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/BellaLugosisChips
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2021
🚨︎ report
At the parole hearing, the officer asked, "Tell me, why should you be released early?"

Inmate: It’s bec..

Officer: Yes?

Inmate: I think I have..

Officer: Go on.

Inmate: Can I Please finish my sentence?

Officer: Sure. Parole denied.

πŸ‘︎ 10k
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2019
🚨︎ report
Can an Admin tell me why my post was removed? It was very inconvenient... My whole fence fell down
πŸ‘︎ 10
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/muddoo7887
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2021
🚨︎ report
Me: β€œOh, I wish I’d listened to my mother” Friend: β€œWhy? What’d she tell you?”

Me: β€œI don’t know, I wasn’t listening”

πŸ‘︎ 14
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/decentname99
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2021
🚨︎ report
Me: Can you tell me what β€˜pourquoiβ€˜ means? Wife: β€šwhyβ€˜

Me: because I really want to know

πŸ‘︎ 7
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/karate-dad
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2021
🚨︎ report
People ask me why I don’t go out much anymore, but I tell them it’s because I just bought a pet cow.

I have been milking that excuse for weeks now.

πŸ‘︎ 3
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2020
🚨︎ report
Not sure why my owner's manual tells me to rotate my tires?

They do it all the time when I'm driving.

πŸ‘︎ 9
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/20jonboy12
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2020
🚨︎ report
TELL ME WHY? AINT NOTHIN BUT A HEART ACHE
πŸ‘︎ 54
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/LuanGaff
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2019
🚨︎ report
Can anyone tell me why Canadian bees are so different to US bees?
πŸ‘︎ 48
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/robbiekhan
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2019
🚨︎ report
My daughter asked me why I don't tell any dad jokes. I said they were too dull...

I only tell edgy jokes.

πŸ‘︎ 7
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Arrakis_Surfer
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2020
🚨︎ report
Can someone tell me why they haven’t put The Hulk on advertisements?

I mean, isn’t he just a giant Banner?

πŸ‘︎ 16
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Suhspence
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2018
🚨︎ report
At the parole hearing, the officer asked, "Tell me, why should you be released early?" reddit.com/r/dadjokes/com…
πŸ‘︎ 4
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/rahulagrawal97
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2019
🚨︎ report
So I found this talking train and asked it why it just went back and forth on the same tracks for its whole life. It responded saying β€œthe voices in my head tell me to”.

It was a loco motive

πŸ‘︎ 9
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/TheGunslinger215
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2018
🚨︎ report
Husband asks his wife β€œWhy don’t you tell me when you have an orgasm?”

Wife says β€œBecause I don’t like calling you when you’re at work”

πŸ‘︎ 7
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2019
🚨︎ report
My dad used to tell me jokes when I was a teen. When he stopped, I reluctantly asked him why.

He said, "Well son, you don't need to. You've already groaned up in the past years."

πŸ‘︎ 6
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/JoshTGDG
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2018
🚨︎ report
I saw a tabloid about a celebrity couple, claiming it could tell me Why She Left

But the real question is why she right?

πŸ‘︎ 2
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Hail-and-well-met
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2017
🚨︎ report
Can an administrator tell me why my post was taken down?

Because my fence has fallen down.

πŸ‘︎ 2
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/potatooftheabys
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2021
🚨︎ report
At the parole hearing, the officer asked, "Tell me, why should you be released early?"

Inmate: It’s bec..

Officer: Yes?

Inmate: I think I have..

Officer: Go on.

Inmate: Can I please finish my sentence?!

Officer: Sure. Parole denied.

πŸ‘︎ 53
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2020
🚨︎ report

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.