Tele 2 Puns

A list of puns related to "Tele 2"

Finally I can see things far away without leaving the couch

I got tele-vision

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cybercharlatan
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2020
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My dad died in 2004, we still get calls for him at times.

this happened a few years ago. It's about my dad and something my dad would have laughed hard at.

phone rings I pick up

me: Hello

TeleMarketer: Hello is Mr ThrashandBurn's Dad available?

Me: ahhhh no he isn't

TM: do you know a better way to reach him?

with out hesitation

ME: Not unless you got a shovel.

I could hear him holding back his laugh wile trying to give his condolences.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThrashAndBurn
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2014
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Good ol' times...

Small and outdated instrument of... Mass communication????

Tele-gram

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlackHeartBlackBlood
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2018
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What's the different between a Teletubbie and an overweight Telemark skier?

One is a Teletubbie and the other is a Tubbie Tele.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JhonKa
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2018
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