IRS Auditor: For your tax return, you just wrote down βMoney for Nothing, Checks for Free??β
Me: Am I in trouble?
Auditor: Yes. In Dire Straits.
Hope this one doesnβt blow up on me.
Coming back from London.
I really have to use the bathroom after our 4 hour flight. Come out to my dad telling me:
"Guess you don't have to pay taxes this year."
"Why?"
"You're duty free." Proceeds to laugh hysterically.
Jazz dadjoke
So while preparing for a dinner party Miles Davis "My Funny Valentine" comes on the player. I have been slowly trying to thin out some of the unecessay tunes on our device. I don't really care much for jazz, but the wife likes it.
Me: So I assume you like this song?
Wife: Yeah
Me: I feel like I am at friend who enjoys torturous jazz's house.
Wife: It's not like it's free jazz.
Me: Free or not, it's taxing my ears!
Tax audit guy: It says in your file that you have money for nothing and checks for free.
Man: Am I in trouble?
Tax guy: Yes. In Dire Straits.
