Tekalif I Orfiye Puns

That's because they're coughy filters.

Good employees are hard to find.

I can do that with my eyes closed.

Its crazy how time flies.

Didn't go down well.

I told her, “It’s feeling bleu.”

“Its package.”

...but I'm actually delighted.

It's such a blanket term

He never laughs at them.

I guess I've got a good mammary!

I'm not sure why she was so upset when I told her the name of the show was MASH, though.

I am very claustrophobic.

But he only uses papal

An old lady ask me to check her balance, so I pushed her over

They always give you the cold shoulder!

It came with tendrils

They made me turn in my badge and pun

That’s a little weird

I bet it is way cooler than you think

After all, what else should I have done when I found out she was seeing other people?

I made up that joke. I know it's terrible.

...because he's my newt

I just couldn't stocktwit it

So, my first post on here was originally an experiment to see how people on either end of the political spectrum react to someone questioning leftist beliefs. After that, I watched as people on this sub were willing to talk to me intelligently, explaining their viewpoints and why they believe the way they do. Then I was told my post was screenshotted and shared onto another sub, where the only comments were people bashing me, saying that I was always a conservative, but masquerading as a leftist just to make myself look good for this sub. Even after I commented on the post in the other sub saying that my post was an experiment, no one bothered to read or reply to my comment. They just continued to bash me. And after listening to some of the suggestions on my original post for different people and viewpoints to take into account, and doing research into policy and the differing views of either side of the spectrum, I'm officially walking away from leftism. Now, that doesn't mean that I've become a Republican, nor that I don't still hold some leftist beliefs. In fact I'm still doing research and figuring out where I stand on the political spectrum. But I think it's safe to say that a lot of left leaning people are not willing to have a decent conversation with someone with differing views.

I would be sold at an inconvenience store.

But it's growing on me.

• I know some iteration of this joke is posted all the time on here but it's actually true for me and made me chuckle this morning

Amazon Prime day is on the 21st. I personally would not partake of Prime day unless it were on the 2nd, 3rd, 5th, 7th, 11th, 13th, 17th, 19th, 23rd, 29th, or 31st

He’s 15, when I go into his room in the morning he has a different hoodie next to him in bed every time.

I’m assuming he’s using them as a comfort thing to hold or something. Should I get him a proper blanket for that, or do you think that’ll just embarrass him?

But I've got WAY too much on my plate right now, so I desserted the idea.