Tame One Puns

dad: whats blue and smells like red paint? me: what? dad: blue paint

dad: you know how when geese fly in a V one side is longer? me: yeah? dad: do you know why? me: why? dad: more geese

dad: how do you catch a unique rabbit? me: i dont know, how? dad: unique up on it dad: how do you catch a tame rabbit? me: i dont know dad: the tame way

Me: Did you know the one of the lead photographers at NG tamed a bear and had him as best man at his wedding

Dad: Did he do a speech or just play the Bear-Necessities

My dad told me this one at dinner...

Dad: "How do you catch a unique rabbit?"

Me: "....i don't know...?"

Dad: "'Unique' up on it! How do you catch a tame rabbit?"

Me: "(Still rolling my eyes at the first punch line) i don't know...?"

"The 'tame' way! Unique up on it!"