A list of puns related to "Talent Management"
Dad: Take my advice ...
...I'm not using it ———————————————
Every time my step Dad comes up with a foolproof solution..
along comes a more-talented fool
..dad
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When I married Ms. Right...
I had no idea her first name was Always.
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My wife got 8 out 10 on her driver's test
The other two guys managed to jump out of her way.
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He who laughs last
...thinks slowest.
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Women sometimes make fools of men
...but most guys are the do-it-yourself type.
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I was going to give her the nasty look
..but she already had one.
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Change is inevitable
...except from a vending machine.
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The grass may be greener on the other side
...but at least you don't have to mow it.
Driving through Illinois, everybody is hungry.
Mom to little brother: "Nick, we're almost to Effingham." Dad: "I don't want no f-ing ham."
Makes me optimistic that this talent will manage to be passed on to me some day.
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