My dad always told me βdonβt be quick to find faultsβ.
Good man, terrible geologist.
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Quick health warning: You canβt touch this.
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︎ Apr 18 2018
During my trip to Madrid I was staying at this small motel when I grew pretty ill. Thankfully the people at the front desk sent the on call doctor over and he was able to fix me up real quick. I told him I didn't expect such a small place to have such a good doctor, to which he told me
Nobody expects the Spanish Inn Physician
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︎ Oct 08 2019
Sometimes I get tyred of normal jokes and make puns instead. They are quick, easy, and don't put you under pressure. Sometimes, they can be very flat. They can be as light as air, or as heavy as steel. All in all, puns really punp me up!
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︎ May 14 2019
Guy blew a red light and got into a pretty bad accident. A quick scan of the interior gives a pretty good idea of why he couldn't stop. (X-post from r/justrolledintotheshop)
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︎ Mar 06 2018
If people had really elaborate signatures, they wouldn't be so quick to sign things.
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︎ Mar 31 2015
I told my dad "I just need to change real quick" and he responded with "Don't change I love you just the way you are"
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︎ Oct 21 2013
I offered to go shopping for my father and all he wanted was chips and salsa. I picked out the brand of chips he wanted quick enough, but he didn't like how long it was taking me to get the salsa.
He told me to pick up the Pace.
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︎ Dec 01 2013
Days when I don't eat anything pass so quickly.
I guess they are fast days.
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︎ Nov 27 2020
I tried learning about all the different kinds of aircraft but I quickly found out girls didnβt like that basic personality trait
They thought I was such a plane guy
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︎ Aug 05 2020
Was eating dinner with my wife when she quickly got up for seconds. βIβm starved! I havenβt been eating rightβ, she said. So I asked:
βIs that why you are eating everything thatβs left?β
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︎ Apr 30 2019
Hyde my dude
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︎ Dec 16 2018
Studies show that 4 out of 5 men suffer from diarrhea at some point in their life.
Why are 1 out of 5 men enjoying it??
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︎ Mar 06 2018
My friend's dad is by far the best
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︎ Oct 08 2013
My dad always told me, "Don't be quick to find faults...
Good man, terrible geologist...
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︎ Jul 14 2020
My Dad always told me "Don't be quick to find faults."
He was a good man, but a terrible geologist
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︎ May 13 2020
My dad told me βDonβt be quick to find faultsβ
Great man, terrible geologist
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︎ Feb 07 2020
My dad always told me, "Don't be quick to find faults"...
Good man, terrible geologist...
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︎ Sep 11 2017
My dad always told me "don't be quick to find faults."
Good Dad, terrible geologist.
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