Wife says I won’t get 5 upvotes for this, but... Did you hear the one about the dog and the tree?
They had a long conversation about bark.
Edit: Y'all are nuts! We're somewhere north of 10k upvotes now, so I'll direct any remaining attention to Boot Camp for New Dads.
Smart dog originally from R/Memes but crossposts aren’t aloud
So the cops just came to my door, they said my dog was chasing someone on a bike, I told them "my dog doesn't even own a bike"
The reason dogs make noise but trees don't is complicated...
But long story short, it's because it's a different kind of bark
I can't take my dog to the lake anymore because the ducks keep attacking him.
That's what I get for buying a pure bread dog.
I can't take my dog to the park anymore. The ducks keep biting him.
I should have known this would happen. He's pure bread.
Dogs can’t operate MRI machines.
. ....................But catscan.
I can’t take my dog to the park as all the ducks keep trying to bite him...
My fault for getting one that’s pure bread.
My dog is huge but he isn’t very good-looking, smart or obedient.
I suppose you could call him a Good Dane.
Did you know that dogs can’t read MRI’s?
Couldn't understand why my dog was totally motionless....
Then I realised, it was on paws.
I asked my dog Regina why she wouldn’t go and get the ball I threw...
She said, “Quit trying to make ‘fetch’ happen.”
I couldn't tell if the dog truly had to poop or if he was just faking it to go outside.
Turns out he was full of shit.
My robot dog wasn’t working properly but the vet said he couldn’t do anything.
I don’t understand. Don’t people take their pets to the vet to get fixed all the time?
Why couldn’t the dog tell you what type of dog he was?
Because he had barkthritis
What do you call a group of dogs that don’t laugh at your jokes?
I went to a zoo once and all it had were dogs, I saw this breed I didn’t recognize.
Then I realized, it was a shit zoo
This dog won't stop leaving me alone
My wife bought all these dog toys, but Scooter here isn’t quite sure what he’s supposed to do.
Did you know that dogs can’t use MRI’s?
what did the dog say when he wasn’t fed for two days?
My dog is angry because he can’t operate the MRI machine....
The World Health Organization has declared that dogs can’t transmit corona virus and therefore dogs don’t need to be quarantined anymore.
Dogs can't operate MRI machines,
Dogs can’t use MRI machines.
Dogs can’t operate MRI Machines
Dogs can’t operate MRI machines.
I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keeps attacking him.
I guess that's what I get for buying a pure bread dog.
I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him..
Guess that's what I get for having a pure bread dog.
Dogs can’t operate MRI machines.
I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him.
Guess that's what I get for buying a pure bread dog.
Dogs can’t operate MRI machines.
Dogs can't operate MRI scanners.
I can't take my dog to the park without all the ducks attacking him
I shouldn't have gotten a pure bread.
I can't take my dog to the pond any more, the ducks keep attacking him.
I guess that's what I get for buying a pure bread dog.
Dogs can’t operate MRI scanners.
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