Couldn't understand why my dog was totally motionless....
Then I realised, it was on paws.
Dogs can't operate MRI machines,
I couldn't tell if the dog truly had to poop or if he was just faking it to go outside.
Turns out he was full of shit.
My robot dog wasn’t working properly but the vet said he couldn’t do anything.
I don’t understand. Don’t people take their pets to the vet to get fixed all the time?
I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keeps attacking him.
I guess that's what I get for buying a pure bread dog.
Why couldn’t the dog tell you what type of dog he was?
Because he had barkthritis
I went to a zoo once and all it had were dogs, I saw this breed I didn’t recognize.
Then I realized, it was a shit zoo
What do you call a group of dogs that don’t laugh at your jokes?
Did you know that dogs can’t use MRI’s?
This dog won't stop leaving me alone
what did the dog say when he wasn’t fed for two days?
My wife bought all these dog toys, but Scooter here isn’t quite sure what he’s supposed to do.
My dog is angry because he can’t operate the MRI machine....
The World Health Organization has declared that dogs can’t transmit corona virus and therefore dogs don’t need to be quarantined anymore.
So proud of my daughter! We’re watching the dog desperately trying to get the cat to play with her. Me: “Dog can’t hang because she’s a dump truck and and the cat is a Ferrari. Daughter:
Don’t you mean a “Fur-rari”?
Why don't dog lawyers make any money?
Because they are pro bone-O.
Remember, you can't teach an old dog new tricks
But you can teach old people dog tricks.
Why won't the dog listen to the farmer's sheep jokes?
Because he has herd them all.
Why can't dogs dance?
Because they have two left feet.
Sometimes my dog licks my feet and I can't stand it...
I'm lick toes intolerant.
Dogs can’t operate MRI machines.
Dogs can’t operate MRI machines.
I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him..
Guess that's what I get for having a pure bread dog.
I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him.
Guess that's what I get for buying a pure bread dog.
Dogs can’t operate MRI machines.
Dogs can't operate MRI scanners.
I can't take my dog to the park without all the ducks attacking him
I shouldn't have gotten a pure bread.
I can't take my dog to the pond any more, the ducks keep attacking him.
I guess that's what I get for buying a pure bread dog.
Dogs can’t operate MRI scanners.
I can't take my dog to the pond for exercise because the ducks keep attacking him
That's what you get for buying a pure bread dog
Dogs can't operate MRI machines
Dogs can’t operate MRI machines but catscan
Dogs can't run an MRI machine...
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