Sys Puns

Help me, bottle of shower gel... You're my only soap...

I guess you could say she's a little a(u)nt-sy.

She said I was living in a Fanta-sy

Actually never mind, its just a Fanta-sy

Photo-s-in-the-sys

I started singing Karma Chameleon and my daughter sys "Thanks dad, that'll be stuck in my head all day now"

I said "No it won't, it'll come and go"

Cue disgusted look at my cackling laugh.

The scene where Max is grabbed by the Pole Cat,

http://cdn.collider.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/mad-max-fury-road-image-the-war-rig.jpg

and ends up getting dumped onto the car with the drums and guitar guy

http://i.guim.co.uk/static/w-620/h--/q-95/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2015/3/31/1427821675682/5e25da37-61d7-44fd-a9a3-b2f5b8b5a791-620x372.jpeg

I leaned over to my GF and said "It looks like he's jumped onto... the bandwagon" She totally lost it :)

But that would just be Fanta-sy

The characters walk into a room with ears hanging from the ceiling. I slowly turn around, smile, and say "That room is pretty ear-ry"

I them laughed sy my own dumb joke for the next couple of minutes