Or are they synonym puns?
I pulled a muscle while trying to come up with some synonyms.
What is a synonym for a pair of shoes?
Synonym rolls...
Just like grammar used to make.
I was disappointed in the synonym toast,
because it was just warm bread.
I asked my dog for a synonym of cinnamon.
I like Synonym Toast Crunch.
It's tasty. And yummy as well.
I love synonym rolls.
They're just like cinnamon rolls. Only spelled different.
Grammar made the best synonym rolls
What do you call a dinosaur who you can rely on for synonyms?
Synonym rolls only make your vocabulary fat!
Today, I apologised to my family for replacing some words with their less appropriate synonyms..
My girlfriend left me because I didn't answer her when she asked me for an eleven letter synonym of "complex".
I once swallowed a book of synonyms.
It gave me thesaurus throat I've ever had.
I ordered a Hit Man to take care of my business partner the other day.
After a change of heart I cancelled the order, but it was too late.
He'd been despatched.
I tried looking up synonyms of confusion.
But I came away with uncertainty and disorientation.
What do you call a pastry that uses a thesaurus?
What's another word for "synonym"?
Son: Dad, I don't know any synonyms for "intelligent".
My son can up to me and asked "what is a synonym"
I looked at him and said "it's just another word for"
My dad said he'd disown me if I didn't know a twelve letter synonym for "obstructive".
so anyway im switching my major to marketing...
just a few hours ago my brother was talking about buying cinnamon rolls from his english teacher who bakes and sells it on instagram as a side hustle and i said IF SHES AN ENGLISH TEACHER SHE SHOULD CALL THEM SYNONYM ROLLS and honestly im super proud
Why did gay become synonymous with happy?
Because they couldn't keep a straight face!
My favorite dinosaur is the one that knows all the synonyms...
Someone posted they had just baked some synonym buns.
I replied, “You mean just like the ones grammar used to make?”
What's a synonym for blackout?
Synonym buns and synonym rolls are basically the same dessert
The words "Up" and "Down" are both antonyms and synonyms
Up and down are opposite directions, and your house can "burn up" as it "burns down". Also as a colloidal invitation, one may say "Hey we're going to a party, you up?" or "Hey we're going to a party, you down?"
Ive discovered a synonym for Ironman
Before we were married, my wife said she’d go out with me if I knew a six letter word that’s a synonym for “calm”...
Forgive me father, pastor, vicar, padre, priest...
If there was a dinosaur named, "Theaurus" what would his favorite snack be?
Is Payless a synonym for Gitmo?
Today I was wearing a shirt with the family crest of my favorite painter Frida Kahlo. After a few hours I started to get hungry and ordered takeout. When my delivery person arrived he handed over my food without taking any money for bringing it to me. I asked him “How come there’s no charge?”
He replied: I was going to charge you, but I noticed you had Frida Livery”
My daughter caught me reading one of those coupon newsletters they send from the local grocery store...
Her: "Why are you reading junk mail?"
Me: "It's not, they have real news in here too."
Her: "No they don't...."
Me: "They sure do. I was just reading about a hitman who killed 3 people. He must not have liked them much, because he did it for only $1."
Her: "Nuh-uh, you're totally lying!"
Me: "Nope, looks like the hitman was named was Arty. He choked them to death apparently. "
Her: "Let me see..."
So I showed her the section I was reading:
ARTICHOKES 3 FOR $1
I bought the world’s worst thesaurus yesterday. Not only is it terrible, it’s also terrible.
What does a thesaurus eat for breakfast?
Mmm.. Synonym rolls
..The way old Grammar used to make them.
Someone posted on Facebook " I just made some synonym buns"
I replied, "Oh, just like the ones grammar used to make?"
Just curious...
Is there another word for synonym?
Ah, synonym rolls...
Just like my dear old Grammar used to make...
A synonym strolls into a tavern
Synonym rolls: just another name for cinnamon rolls.
What do you call the same thing as a cinnamon roll?
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